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new layout
new year, new layout....31 DEC
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anniversary highlights
highlights from our romantic anniversary evening include: discovering 99 is the maximum number of lives allowed in super mario 3...31 DEC
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design fasion trends
2003 web design fashion trends in review: background images, unordered lists, and css, oh my!...31 DEC
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spongebob trailer
oh, and: spongebob squarepants trailer...30 DEC
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sick
it started last night with a buzzing behind my eyeballs. at first i attributed it to the kinda spicy turkey...30 DEC
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pajama pants
spending the past 4.5 days in my husbands pajama pants makes for a rough transition back to Proper Christian Work...29 DEC
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wasted
what a depression-filled, wasted saturday....27 DEC
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grazing throug the holidays
yesterday was perhaps the weirdest christmas day i have ever experienced, but only because it never really felt like christmas....26 DEC
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holiday shopping
for a gallon of milk and some cool whip: 20 minutes in The Line To Enter Grocery Store Parking Lot.15...24 DEC
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diet change
for those concerned, the appointment with the vet went very well. apparently, schnauzers are prone to gastro-intestinal problems. laceys stems,...24 DEC
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get happy
more is a beautifully animated short film that is depressing as all get out. which means you have to...24 DEC
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dear betty crocker
Dear Betty Crocker, You have always been so good to me. I have trusted you for years. Why have you...24 DEC
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ball droppings
ball droppings is a fun excercise (work threshold: low) in physics and music. plus its pretty and a kind of...23 DEC
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all mupets, all the time
kermitage.com: all about the muppet show! it includes an eopisode guide and a very thorough character list. do you remember...23 DEC
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fives
merlin's lists of five things is very fun. it could easily turn into a meme, but i like it as...22 DEC
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its pat
the hubbys place of employment treated everyone to a wonderfully expensive dinner this weekend at the turtle club - a...22 DEC
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grumpy
my hip hurts like i slept all night on the floor, and my knee feels all swolen. its like my...22 DEC
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15 months
even after 15 months, my heart still stops when i see the calendar pointing to the 22nd....22 DEC
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monkeys make it better
johnny cash's desperado - but with monkeys not as funny as one might expect...19 DEC
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classical gas
xerox customer support hold music consists of every version ever made of Classical Gas. its a good song, but gets...19 DEC
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pain
while salt scrubs are one of the best bath/shower goodies around, it probably isnt a good idea to use one...19 DEC
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hee
liquidating our assets. (high giggle factor)...18 DEC
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harf
the sound of the dog harfing is not an ideal way to wake up. neither is rolling over and swiping...18 DEC
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evil master genious
oh yeah....17 DEC
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the things i remember
its pretty sad, i know, but apparently i have our xerox copiers serial number memorized....17 DEC
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nightmares
yeah, i think giving children nightmares is the best way to get a point across. [via]...17 DEC
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nice guy
while i hate being on the phone with customer service for three hour conversations that resolve absolutely nothing, at least...16 DEC
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monday woes
troubleshoot. troubleshoot. troubleshoot. attempt. attempt. attempt. failure. failure. failure. depression. hows your monday been?...15 DEC
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synergy
synergy for me to look at after lunch...15 DEC
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right
right, then....12 DEC
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bidding
hmmm.... maybe two weeks before christmas isnt really the best time to be bidding on ebay items....11 DEC
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hinged
rarely closed....11 DEC
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wishes
i wish i excercised more. no, i wished i liked excercise more. then id do it more. no, i wish...11 DEC
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bot-valette
bot-valette (otherwise known as "me") posted a story on my blog of auto-generated goodness about a lady who locked her...11 DEC
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knock damnit
no one in this office understands a closed office door. it truly confuses each individual with whom i work; and...11 DEC
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horny
what would prompt someone to wear a bunch of bicycle horns on his body and play music with them? it...11 DEC
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casio ex-z4
i have found the camera that shall be mine. but i want the casio ex-z4 model, not the ex-z4u. the...10 DEC
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fannys your aunt
not one soul in my office has heard the phrase, bob's your uncle. and not to even mention fanny's your...10 DEC
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r. robot
On The Late Show, Valette engaged in outrageously distasteful duplicity that most Americans found shocking. featured in r. robot. another...10 DEC
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automated blog
ive got a new blog. the best part, the absolutely best part, is that i dont have to do a...10 DEC
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home alone
after a quick errand before dinner turned into a 2.5 hour trek through every corner of the city, and after...09 DEC
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christmas
if you were my husbands parents, what would you like for christmas?...09 DEC
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birthday steve
its steve's birthday today! happy birthday!...08 DEC
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rather be
id rather be in a hot tub at chena hot springs than sitting in my office with its dreary light...08 DEC
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personalization
i forgot how good it feels to get back to a workstation of my own. after working with a 'temporary...08 DEC
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just a car
it was the best car i ever owned. the first car we ever paid more than $2000 for. the first...05 DEC
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snowglobe
shake it up with this fun flash snowglobe. if you let it sit for a little bit, the people do...05 DEC
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feel like an idiot
how to not feel like an idiot, #54: when the keys wont come out of the ignition, when the car...04 DEC
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potpourri
im wearing cool green wool socks that clash with my cool green top. while not bothered by the clashing (they...03 DEC
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typepad
i cancelled my Type Pad account just a few minutes ago at the last possible second of my free trial...02 DEC
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LFHCrfS
"The Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists (LFHCfS) is a club for scientists who have, or believe they have, luxuriant...02 DEC
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the car
its totaled. i loved that car....02 DEC
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picasso
take a load off of your horrid tuesday morning with mr. picasso head. much fun....02 DEC
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kersmash
kersmash....01 DEC
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go away
i know this will probably come as a big ole frickin shock to you, but a closed office door with...01 DEC
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virtual drum set
virtual drum set....30 NOV
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peanut butter balls
dont hate me because of my peanut butter balls....28 NOV
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cheap socks
im ashamed to say that i became one of them today. the swarming post-turkey-day masses. and all for cheep socks....28 NOV
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ready for bed
the Rolls That Would Not Rise have been eaten anyway. the chocolate covered peanut butter balls have been devoured. the...27 NOV
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sun dog
sun dog and halo picture taken today at 1.30p. i also got good pictures of the left side and...26 NOV
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inaugural speeches
A few people with a lot of bad ideas have nearly destroyed the vast cultural heritage of the Reagan years,...26 NOV
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too much spirit
i think the holiday spirit has just stepped over the line....26 NOV
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good freezer
at eight degrees above zero, ones vehicle makes a pretty good freezer and an awful refrigerator. fresh vegetables should not...25 NOV
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pictures
a bit of what fairbanks has been like for the past week or so: how to survive harsh winters: nap...25 NOV
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stream it
my shoulders kind of hurt. they have hurt for a while now, and b keeps promising to rub some icy...25 NOV
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they all go out
this morning has consisted of the staff running in cirles around me asking "are we there yet?" while i systematically...25 NOV
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erotica
flower erotica is a good thing....24 NOV
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145
145. rah. [via]...23 NOV
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60 degree change
since i live in alaska and all, and since people are often amazed and scared at the weather we get...21 NOV
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schfifty five
schwenty-one... schwenty-seven and a heif... schfifty-five. faster than you can say poopty peupty pants-ss...20 NOV
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fix-ed
i got the silly thing fixed. yay for the mt support forums....20 NOV
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imminent death
negative six degrees (F) is a whole lot warmer than negative thirty. i like that the decision to wear a...18 NOV
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afternoon slump
surely im not the only one who hits a 3pm slump where the top of the desk looks oh-so-comfy and...18 NOV
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missing in action
ive lost it. it being a word too often up for interpretation. not meaning my mind, in this particular instance,...18 NOV
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mama cass
And everybody's gettin' fat except......17 NOV
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inaccurate on... uh... purpose
I think this clearly shows Canada's nefarious plans for invading and annexing Alaska, no doubt for it's sweet, sweet...15 NOV
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sing it for you
let them sing it for you. there are a lot of words not in the database, but adding words is...14 NOV
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today
am swamped at work. thank goodness its the weekend when tonight is over. i moved my today blog from TypePad...14 NOV
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neutralized
i am (surprisingly) feeling much, much better. air is able to pass through both nostrils. sinus-acid has apparently been neutralized....13 NOV
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sinus acid
i think my eyes are being liquefied. probably by the acid in my sinuses. then it drips out of my...13 NOV
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plans to be sick
disney cartoons and stupid green couch, here i come....12 NOV
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drip drip
it feels like i have been wiping my nose with a cheese grater. my water-like snot will not cease dripping,...12 NOV
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sick
am home sick today. feh....10 NOV
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revolutions
just saw matrix revolutions. loved it. still have a few questions, but thats okay....08 NOV
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one thousand
on my way to post something about how bored i am and how im glad i get to leave for...07 NOV
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caught up
i just caught up on entering all of my dreams. a month behind no longer. there were only nine dreams...07 NOV
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chewy flavor
its great snowball weather outside. the dog is amazed that ice cubes now come in 'chewy.' and me without a...06 NOV
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interpreting avatars
buttafly guide to interpreting friendster* photos *or bulletin board, IM, blog, or any kind of online profile...06 NOV
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road conditions
the incredibly sad thing about living so close to the office is that i cant use road conditions as an...06 NOV
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men make dinner
if today really is men make dinner day, then i can look forward to one of the following tonight: kraft...06 NOV
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snark
countdown until a plethora of matrix revolutions reviews start clogging up the blogoshpere (yes, i just said blogosphere). 5...4...3......05 NOV
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asap
this morning i have 11 items on my Needs to Be Done You Lazy Pile Of Poop list, 5 of...05 NOV
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wtf, mate?
so everyones dead except for austrailia, and theyre like, 'wtf, mate?' end of the world (quite a bit of profanity)....04 NOV
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hm
i just had the opportunity to completely goof off from work by stopping at some extra places while out doing...04 NOV
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puppy prozac
the dog is depressed. she doesnt play with her toys or bother us to entertain her. instead, she lays on...04 NOV
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homer pictures
i wasnt able to take the office camera on my trip south - i think someone definitely would have missed...03 NOV
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in the know
for those that dont know: old engine oil is black. new engine oil is a clear yellow-ish color. therefore, if...03 NOV
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homer
homer: afternoon napsreading in the afternoon sunshinecoffee and catching up on old high school gossip with an old friendbeing asked...03 NOV
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a message from management
24 OCT
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icy snow
the weather has been weird the past few days. theres a thin layer of icy-snow stuff clinging to all of...23 OCT
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nervous
im so nervous its not even funny anymore....23 OCT
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apparently
rated R movies are the only ones worth watching because they have better action. being 'normal' means being able to...23 OCT
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randonly generated
random generated goodness. May 62 funkedified dead baboons explode pennies while performing a drive-by-shooting on your mother.--arabian random insult generator....22 OCT
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syrup
because the office kitchen smells like an entire bottle of super-sweet cough syrup was spilled and fermented for a day...22 OCT
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haircut
okay, no more putting this off. the dog gets her tranquilizer pill, ill make myself an almond rocca mocha, and...21 OCT
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frozen cherries
no denying it any more. winter is here....21 OCT
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sigh
le sigh....20 OCT
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suicide
my computer decided to commit suicide this weekend, most likely due to separation anxiety. i knew i should have stopped...20 OCT
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let your senses guide you
close your eyes. let your senses guide you. [via]...17 OCT
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buh bye
i had lots of cool links to share today, each one proudly holding its place as a Tab To Remain...17 OCT
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russians
the russians are coming. the russians are coming. the russians are coming!...17 OCT
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its a hooker
- How can you die from a fall of a whopping 3 inches?- He's only an inch tall. He's a...16 OCT
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buffalo
i was on my way to the store and the traffic was awful - worse than i have ever seen...15 OCT
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commute
i could so do this job. think they would pay for my daily commute?...15 OCT
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adoption
i inherited this sad root-bound philodendron and put it into a nice big pot. i hope its happier....14 OCT
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6 degrees
6 degrees of amazon.com. connect any two items sold on amazon by using the 'other people also bought...' links. currently...14 OCT
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on addiction
Addiction is many things to many people. It wears many masks and comes in many forms. But it always has...14 OCT
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floatutorial
css floats are probably the most difficult css thing for me to grasp right now. floatutorial to the rescue! huzzah!...14 OCT
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anonymous confessions
I chopped off my hamster's head and put it in the stew pot when my mom wasn't looking, and no...14 OCT
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logical
the box of teabags is definitely the most logical place to store the toenail clippers. also: perhaps the reason that...14 OCT
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fuzzy thong slippers
terry cloth thong slippers! fuzzy slippers! that will keep my feet cool and happy! woo!...13 OCT
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linklog collections
as a bookmark for myself: low threshold links, aka, linklog thingies....13 OCT
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supid dreams
and the birds would laugh at me and talk behind my back.-- stupid dreams, by sam brown...13 OCT
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introducing
so i went and got myself another domain. that makes 3 now, if anyone is counting. but i can stop...10 OCT
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sherbet
my love turns 23 today. hence the cake. and the sherbet. what sherbet? you ask....09 OCT
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mom's goofy cake
while you might be thinking that it be entirely possible for someone - say, me - to run home and...09 OCT
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duplication
anyone ever notice how it looks all perfect and buh-yootiful in photoshop and then as soon as it is duplicated...08 OCT
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15 dots
...a framework for retrieving and visualizing biologically and psychologically relevant information from biological motion patterns. it is amazing how 15...08 OCT
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sniiiif
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difference
is there really a difference between sorbets and sherbets?...07 OCT
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open for business
Type Pad is now officially open for business. i still have some discount codes that will be available only through...07 OCT
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magazine paragraphs
magazine paragraphs mimicked with css. way cool, but appeals not to the lazy butt within. all the extra ids and...06 OCT
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accept no substitutes
note to self: your husbands sister will never be a substitute for what you had with melissa. she is a...05 OCT
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come a little bit closer
and as i rode away i could hear her say to jose......04 OCT
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new shades
new shades. expensive, prescription shades. i forgot mine in the rental car when damon and i went to homer...03 OCT
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killing for dummies
i havent had any spamming going on in my comments since i started this site. heck, my brother has gotten...03 OCT
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russian prison tattoos
barbed wire tattooed across the forehead signifies a sentence of life imprisonment without possibility of parole. russian prison tattos. simple,...02 OCT
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bing
*bing!* (what is, the sound of the css lightbulb finally clicking on?)...02 OCT
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linklog idea
maybe with the next redesign (whenever will that happen?) ill include some fancy linklog like everyone else is doing. until...02 OCT
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post-apocalyptical glow
sunrise this morning cast an orangish post-apocalyptical glow on the clouds and buildings. creepy. and my pictures didnt turn out...02 OCT
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fuckzilla
The Ledgend of Fuckzilla -or- how we made melissa proud...01 OCT
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free analyzer
can anyone suggest a great (free, preferably) log analyzer?...01 OCT
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potpourri. the yummy kind.
sql scares me. and will continue to scare me until i just jump in. its an unusually warm day today....01 OCT
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gratutious
gratuitous photo of myself. just for you....30 SEP
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only bad thing
the only bad thing about a convex monitor mirror is learning to look into it....30 SEP
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textbooks
ive got some textbooks that i really want to get rid of. my campus bookstore wouldnt buy them back -...27 SEP
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layout-o-matic
layout-o-matic solves all your layout needs. it doesnt allow much in the way of customization, but its pretty fun. theres...26 SEP
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first snowfall
while the first snowfall of the season is just a light dusting, it still counts. driving to work this...26 SEP
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distinctly recall
i distinctly recall that in the moments before i fell asleep last night i smelled a dirty diaper. which is...25 SEP
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permanent fund dividend to be
permanent fund dividend to be $1,107.56. which is cool in the i-didnt-earn-it sort of way, but very uncool in the...25 SEP
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i just remembered that i
i just remembered that i have an eye appointment at 5pm, and am really nervous. like first-day-of-school nervous. which is...24 SEP
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birthday sale
holy fuck. birthday sale. cheap-ass hosting. do it. now. the sale is over, but they are still a good host....23 SEP
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yesterday was the one year
yesterday was the one year memorial of my sisters death. this was a hard weekend for me, and has been...23 SEP
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there was a moment yesterday,
there was a moment yesterday, probably when all four wheels were definitely no longer touching the bottom of the lake,...21 SEP
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my loves
19 SEP
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upcoming.org is a collaborative event
upcoming.org is a collaborative event calendar by the wacky andy baio. all i need is for some fairbanks people to...19 SEP
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arrrr. but only half-heartedly.
arrrr. but only half-heartedly....19 SEP
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to b's coworker: when the
to b's coworker: when the phone rings at 6.30a (an hour before i even consider getting up), it is more...19 SEP
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fall trees
18 SEP
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BM_solid: a really poor choice
BM_solid: a really poor choice for a file name....17 SEP
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how to: by you where
how to: by you where content is provided by you, the home audience....17 SEP
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free 12 week course at
free 12 week course at westciv: html and xhtml for css. it looks like it will be pretty elementary stuff,...16 SEP
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saturday marked the start
saturday marked the start of the winter season with the first layer of frost. made me very happy to...15 SEP
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this online font browser is
this online font browser is very sweet and pretty fast. i wanted to say that its faster than any font...13 SEP
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today my brother, his wife,
today my brother, his wife, and i participated in the parade of homes - 11 different architectual/construction companies each open...13 SEP
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it is a song that
it is a song that has haunted my thoughts for years. it would come on the radio only when i...12 SEP
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i woke to my raidio
i woke to my raidio announcing Johnny Cash has died at 71. you can watch the video for his cover...12 SEP
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well we're movin' on up
well we're movin' on up to the east side to a dee-luxe apartment in the sky we're movin' on up...11 SEP
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midnight croquet.
midnight croquet....11 SEP
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a general announcement: im depressed.
a general announcement: im depressed. have been for a while, and will probably continue to be for a while. i...10 SEP
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im bored. b is having
im bored. b is having this smallville marathon party. im very grateful for this laptop and its nic card. its...09 SEP
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bala catfish are freshwater fish
bala catfish are freshwater fish that are community-minded and love sharing a tank with other community-minded fish. unless, of course,...09 SEP
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since you asked, 112
since you asked, 112 is for the number of carrots harvested from my tiny garden this weekend. a handfull...08 SEP
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112: saturdays magic number.
112: saturdays magic number....06 SEP
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note to self: with the
note to self: with the sun setting just after 9p now, 9p is not a good time to start a...05 SEP
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if you had to get
if you had to get them online, where would you buy anti-static bags?...05 SEP
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our steel mantle clock sits
our steel mantle clock sits on one of our system speakers in the corner of the living room slash office...05 SEP
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the powerful List-a-matic combines 15
the powerful List-a-matic combines 15 different css tweaks to unordered lists. i really like that all of these tweaks have...05 SEP
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i crawled out of bed
i crawled out of bed at 8.30a after a fun dream of screaming obscenitites at my father. and i think...05 SEP
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dear bloggers whose sites i
dear bloggers whose sites i love to read, i love you guys. group hug. love, Valette...04 SEP
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big idea productions (the makers
big idea productions (the makers of veggie tales and 321penguins) files for bankruptcy in plans to be bought out by...04 SEP
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shebang (!?).
shebang (!?)....04 SEP
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is it really that impressive
is it really that impressive that someone with boobs would know how to [a] find the oil dipstick and coolant...04 SEP
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dear bloggers whose sites i
dear bloggers whose sites i love to read, okay. people. bloggers. you have to make some actual posts to retain...03 SEP
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ive been looking all over
ive been looking all over the web for a cursive pixel font. the only reference i can find to one...03 SEP
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i just noticed that my
i just noticed that my mozilla isnt popping up screens at their propper size. and i think it started yesterday...03 SEP
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chicken rotolo with mushrooms is
chicken rotolo with mushrooms is just as yummy as it looks....02 SEP
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man, i am funny.
man, i am funny....02 SEP
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somewhere over the rainbow
somewhere over the rainbow is its own reflection. taken on 30aug at 8pm-ish....02 SEP
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the paper shredder in my
the paper shredder in my office sounds just like my moms ancient electric cheese grater. whenever someone puts more than...02 SEP
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cleaning out my email folders,
cleaning out my email folders, i stumbled upon this gem i sent to my brother last month. it had no...29 AUG
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if i was in a
if i was in a band (which i am, but if i were in a non-christian band...), i would totally...29 AUG
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one can only ignore
one can only ignore the changing of seasons for so long....29 AUG
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handy-dandy little tool: cmospwd will
handy-dandy little tool: cmospwd will attempt to discover the password placed on your bios. if that fails, you can use...29 AUG
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the lunch hour included being
the lunch hour included being hit on, a 15 minute conversation with my father, and yummy chicken salad sandwich. needless...29 AUG
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surely im not the only
surely im not the only person who bounces from this blog to that, spreading comments at will, and then immediately...28 AUG
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Simplicity and boredom are your
Simplicity and boredom are your theme in dress. in bed. bad cookie fortunes. [via]...28 AUG
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By registering their subjects in
By registering their subjects in an identical framework, with similar poses and a strictly observed dress code, Versluis and Uyttenbroek...28 AUG
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am in possibly the best
am in possibly the best mood ive been in for weeks. and it really feels faboo, dahhling. took a long...28 AUG
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japanese curry spilled on a
japanese curry spilled on a forearm looks suspiciously like baby poo....27 AUG
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word association thesaurus. cool.
word association thesaurus. cool....27 AUG
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by popular request, and for
by popular request, and for a short time only: the much praised letterhead on which i spent precious little time....27 AUG
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lying on the grass with
lying on the grass with long sleeves and a good book in the sun's last summer appearance while the dog...27 AUG
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i just creativically-vomited out a
i just creativically-vomited out a letterhead design for a local organization. it took me three hours, two of which were...26 AUG
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imbecilic prick.
imbecilic prick....26 AUG
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pompous bastard.
pompous bastard....26 AUG
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i had a three day
i had a three day weekend, one that wasnt planned until 7.40 monday morning when i found my husband and...26 AUG
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remove messenger from windows xp.
remove messenger from windows xp. worked perfectly for me....22 AUG
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when fatboy slim's weapon of
when fatboy slim's weapon of choice video came out starring christopher walken, i became completely addicted to it. even today,...22 AUG
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i got nothin. only artsy-fartsy
i got nothin. only artsy-fartsy pictures....22 AUG
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i love those ruffled plastic
i love those ruffled plastic pants that go over a babys diaper, or the tights with the butt ruffles. now,...21 AUG
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white mascara causes the
white mascara causes the top lashes to chemically bond to the lower lashes such that one cannot open her...21 AUG
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the gashlycrumb tinies detail twenty-six
the gashlycrumb tinies detail twenty-six wonderful ways for children to die. by the wonderful edward gorey. if you havent seen...21 AUG
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eight new garden photos. and
eight new garden photos. and three more of lacey....20 AUG
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be sure to wear
be sure to wear some flowers in your hair....20 AUG
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potpourri. and not the stinky,
potpourri. and not the stinky, burny kind. blogstakes: a sweepstakes where you dont have to sell your soul and a...20 AUG
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the gender genie can, using
the gender genie can, using highly complicated algorithms, determine if the author of a certain passage is male or female....19 AUG
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a fax: my mom is
a fax: my mom is cooler than your mom....19 AUG
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something beautiful
my new exploding dog book just came in the mail today: wish for something better. it was an impulse buy...19 AUG
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i think i may have
i think i may have fixed the camera. *crosses fingers*...19 AUG
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what is it with the
what is it with the recent amount of people (or one who is quite determined) searching for "Kobe Bryent Rape...18 AUG
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a pair of pliers and
a pair of pliers and a blowtorch meet in her aspect and her eyes: the following statement is true fax...18 AUG
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works digital camera is on
works digital camera is on the fritz. im hoping that whoever took it to the retreat this past weekend didng...18 AUG
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the uniform of today: maroon
the uniform of today: maroon shirt, khaki bottom, brown shoes. what i want to know is how three of us...18 AUG
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subsiding stomach aches. hear me
subsiding stomach aches. hear me out. a plate of pasta the size of texas. free movie tickets. cursed pirates. smokey...18 AUG
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i cant have a
i cant have a bath without candles....15 AUG
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fact: you know as well
fact: you know as well as i do that its private property even though the parking lot is always empty...15 AUG
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i spent the evening trying
i spent the evening trying to ignore the pain. so i ran a few errands, thinned my garden some, made...15 AUG
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right. so. this power outage
right. so. this power outage thing. the outage area is comparable to about the size of... oh... a third of...14 AUG
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kiwi
mmmm. kiwi....14 AUG
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some hostile takeover happened about
some hostile takeover happened about an hour ago on blogshares that affected a bunch of my shares. but hey -...14 AUG
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my right submandibul gland is
my right submandibul gland is swollen this morning. its making me feel whiney....13 AUG
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bookmarklet reference of the gods.
bookmarklet reference of the gods. mostly as a bookmark for myself and the numerous computers i inhabit. but woe to...13 AUG
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fractals are finally introduced to
fractals are finally introduced to millions of colors. and eyes worldwide breathe a sign of relief....12 AUG
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on friday the band played
on friday the band played at the tanana valley state fair. it was a beautifully sunny day tacked onto a...11 AUG
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psst. four more puppy photos.
psst. four more puppy photos. five more garden photos....11 AUG
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another one bites the dust
we bit the bullet and, on friday, got cable modem hooked up. schpankin....11 AUG
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2003
every preteen girl and every
every preteen girl and every post-pubescent male needs to see before and after digitally retouched photographs. models do not look...10 AUG
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sometimes
sometimes i think it's a shame when i get feeling better when i'm feeling no pain...10 AUG
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well let me tell you
well let me tell you about the way she looked the way she acted, the color of her hair her...08 AUG
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4.10am. woke to the sound
4.10am. woke to the sound of wretching, amplified. bolted up in time to see lacey step out of her kennel...07 AUG
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an aaa study finds that
an aaa study finds that eating and listening to music are more dangerous than talking on a cell phone while...06 AUG
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2003
Other designer:You suck, but that's
Other designer:You suck, but that's a given.Damn you and your "skillz."-- work-related haikus...06 AUG
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2003
for two summers in my
for two summers in my high school years i worked for the alaska marine highway system (the alaska ferry system)...06 AUG
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when one has a listing
when one has a listing of recent comments on the sidebar of ones blog, one must be careful what one...05 AUG
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95.16 is the magic number
95.16 is the magic number i need to ditch stuff off my server....05 AUG
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yesterday i got this totally
yesterday i got this totally wonderful vanilla hand lotion from gina because im super special and wonderful and she wants...05 AUG
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im seriously considering clipping my
im seriously considering clipping my toenail. perhaps inappropriate for the workplace. for the receptionist. but still. theyre super long. a...05 AUG
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signups opened last night for
signups opened last night for TypePad. it looks like they give you a 30 day free trial of the service,...05 AUG
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google has announced that they
google has announced that they now include the capabilities to search for synonyms by using the twiddle: ~. great for...04 AUG
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ive gone and corrupted another
ive gone and corrupted another human being. my brother now has a blog to call his own. but all he...04 AUG
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a girl has got to have shoes
im wearing the white strappy sandals i wore (in december, no less) the day of my wedding. i havent wore...04 AUG
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at long last, typepad bans
at long last, typepad bans its secret handshake and opens itself up to the world. im not going to sign...02 AUG
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2003
rabbit rabbit. that sleepy un-intelligible
rabbit rabbit. that sleepy un-intelligible goodbye i gave to B this morning doesnt count....01 AUG
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twenty-six
new album: 26 things. a july scavenger hunt by sh1ft.org. i am submission #97. that was too fun. must do...31 JUL
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boss-man took my digital camera
boss-man took my digital camera to wasilla for the weekend. its completely unfair that he took it just like that....31 JUL
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this is the story all
this is the story all about how my life got flipped upside down id like to take a minute -...31 JUL
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its great when, the day
its great when, the day after a server switch, no one notices any change or difference with the network. which...31 JUL
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a bit shaggy, but still
a bit shaggy, but still a face anyone can love....30 JUL
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on the second third day
on the second third day of christmas, my TypePad gave to me... photo albums! yay! these photo albums have to...30 JUL
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there are server problems. so
there are server problems. so expect the site to play hide and seek all day. bugger....30 JUL
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i just found out that
i just found out that once again, as a direct result of boss-man's procrastination, i will have to stay in...30 JUL
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everyone could use a little
everyone could use a little anti-comic sans propaganda. a cause worth supporting. comic sans is not an appropriate typeface for...29 JUL
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today has been brought to
today has been brought to you by......28 JUL
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i went to a dance
i went to a dance just the other night i met a girl there she was out of sight i...28 JUL
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anyone interested in seeing more
anyone interested in seeing more information about TypePad (of which i am a beta-tester), those six apart people are releasing...28 JUL
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bleurgh
bleurgh...28 JUL
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ive got a monster headache,
ive got a monster headache, gobs of chorse to do around the apartment, and a movie to look forward to....26 JUL
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why oh why put a
why oh why put a shortcut key that closes the program (without a warning of any kind) right next to...25 JUL
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i have a few default
i have a few default programs i work with nearly every day. when i start up my computer at work...24 JUL
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css heart. spiffy. click in
css heart. spiffy. click in the black space below the heart for more info....24 JUL
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my bathroom smelled like beef
my bathroom smelled like beef stew this morning....24 JUL
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i just realized that
i just realized that my bookmarks toolbar probably makes zero sense to anyone but me....23 JUL
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there were original fried chicken.
there were original fried chicken. and crispy fried chicken. spicy fried chicken. fried chicken strips. fried chicken burgers. i ended...23 JUL
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when a staff memeber has
when a staff memeber has a birthday, the office takes them to the restaurant of their choice for lunch. these...23 JUL
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a sharp intake is when
a sharp intake is when that song plays on the radio that makes me breathe in deeply and sharply and...22 JUL
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Steveo has posted the 1000th
Steveo has posted the 1000th comment on the site. wow. this feels like it calls for some sort of celebration...22 JUL
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i am increasingly annoyed with
i am increasingly annoyed with people today. with this one for their gramatical editing nuances. with that one for their...22 JUL
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i finally saw the animatrix
i finally saw the animatrix last night and found it to be brilliant and depressing. i was going to write...21 JUL
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every part of him
... every part of him screaming for release, Harry felt the creature use him again... out-of-context innuendo is often the...21 JUL
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i have less snot than
i have less snot than yesterday. this is a big improvement of which we are very proud. but i still...19 JUL
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im so dizzy that if
im so dizzy that if i didnt live three minutes away i would have Boss-Man drive me. screw you guys....18 JUL
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last night
7:00 leave work and get home 7:30 complain to husband about staying at work late and how nothing worked like...18 JUL
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my friend beth has been
my friend beth has been in washington for three months now; her flight comes in either tonight at 1am or...17 JUL
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engrish monkey mazes are harder
engrish monkey mazes are harder than they look....17 JUL
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echinacea tea is not yummy.
echinacea tea is not yummy....17 JUL
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anyone?
am looking for a volunteer (or two) with access to mac os9 or osX to view a site for me....16 JUL
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sisqo's thong song + purple
sisqo's thong song + purple sumo hippo = kozo [via]...15 JUL
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awholelotta mt
matt haughey has come up with a great article on extending movabletypes functionability. its a pretty good read if you...15 JUL
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sleep deprivation 101
i go through distinct stages of sleepiness. phase 1, philosophical: i can hold deep conversations on profound topics and amaze...15 JUL
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say it.... saaay it...
squash patch: impossible to say seven times fast squashpatcha: new martial art; kin to the art of heiyachow...14 JUL
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sunset
sunset: saturday 10pm at a playground on the chena river sunset: sunday 1am at the soccer fields...14 JUL
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Trogdor
burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the people in the thatched-roof cottages, Trogdor comes in the niiiiiiiiiight! [via]...12 JUL
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2003
again ive been seriously considering
again ive been seriously considering taking part in the blogathon. i think of all the charities that do good things...11 JUL
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so as to not leave
so as to not leave the weekend on such a depressing note, i would encourage everyone to make a pillow...11 JUL
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2003
we were not far into
we were not far into fievel goes west when i had (mistakenly) thought about john candy doing the voice of...11 JUL
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dump it
some stuff, y'know? sideblog is a neat little application similar to blogrolling that lets you add a sidebar link-lovefest without...10 JUL
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so
so whats the deal? i get back from my long weekend and everyone has run away?...09 JUL
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2003
gravity-defying game of ping pong
gravity-defying game of ping pong sans CGI. how do they do it? (hint: the poor quality and stage color hides...09 JUL
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2003
road trip
i just got up a photo album of our road trip to the arctic circle on monday. it explains the...09 JUL
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2003
the Great Flip-Flop Search
the Great Flip-Flop Search of '03 is finished, thanks to the coolness of beaver sports....09 JUL
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2003
i jumped out of bed
i jumped out of bed at 8.22a and was at work by 8.30a. the office is supposed to open at...09 JUL
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2.30 and my eyes are
2.30 and my eyes are finally getting a bit swimmy-droopy. work is not going to be much fun....09 JUL
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when ive got something to
when ive got something to post, i now need to decide if i put it here or there. and when...09 JUL
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that TypePad's so hot right
that TypePad's so hot right now. and im a beta tester. ill prettify it up some tomorrow....08 JUL
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2003
im still around. but on
im still around. but on vacation. so not very tied to a computer. like i am at work, you see....07 JUL
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2003
charlies angels full throttle: a
charlies angels full throttle: a whole lotta ass and way too much bernie mac....05 JUL
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2003
the air carries smells of
the air carries smells of summer this afternoon. charcoal, simmering hot dogs, watermelon, cherry popsicles, cut grass. i need to...04 JUL
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2003
claustro much?
when i was younger, my father would 'tickle torture' us kids by holding us down on the floor, sitting on...03 JUL
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in bed
a fun game that makes any chinese dining experience turn into a pre-teen slumber party jamboree: The In Bed Game....03 JUL
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2003
eleven twelve
who doesnt remember that great sesame street pinball counting song? its been in my head all day. onetwothree four five...03 JUL
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i happened to mention to
i happened to mention to my supervisor the whole wanting-to-take-time-off-but-cant thing, who happened to mention it to Boss Man just...03 JUL
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2003
nasa scientists exposed spiders to
nasa scientists exposed spiders to different mood-altering drugs and documented the drugs effect on the webs. "...the more toxic the...02 JUL
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2003
anyone who is anyone has
anyone who is anyone has been reading my pointless dribble for any time will probably know how addicted i am...02 JUL
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2003
here is a music review
here is a music review site that hates anything and everything, even if it doesnt know the artist. Hmm, you've...02 JUL
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2003
b gets next monday and
b gets next monday and tuesday off, making for a nice 5 day weekend. two seconds before i requested the...01 JUL
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im afraid that im not
im afraid that im not sure of a love there is no cure for...30 JUN
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sunday events were governed by
sunday events were governed by one and only one criterion: which buildings had air conditioning. this is alaska. -50°F we...30 JUN
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2003
what a sadistic bastard. im
what a sadistic bastard. im jealous i never thought of it. and surprised none of my siblings did, either. [via]...27 JUN
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2003
you can do it
your assignment for the weekend: ask a stranger (preferably a senior citizen) the color of their unmentionables. DO NOT GIGGLE...27 JUN
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2003
my cd-rw at work went
my cd-rw at work went into nervous-breakdown-mode and then died. it was awful to witness. all that commotion and ruccus...27 JUN
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well?
well?...26 JUN
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2003
mostly because im now using
mostly because im now using a tabbed browser for the majority of my online experience, but slightly for usability purposes,...25 JUN
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lacey pictures
25 JUN
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if you are going to
if you are going to continue to not ask me (the office IT department) about problems with your computer, and...24 JUN
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2003
to whom it may concern:
to whom it may concern: with The Great Flip-Flop Search of '03, i believe i have found the winning pair...24 JUN
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2003
when you call up a
when you call up a place of business, do everybody a favor and identify yourself. tell the receptionist, 'This is...24 JUN
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2003
i cannot believe that i
i cannot believe that i am going to have to resort to buying flip-flops online. no store in this tundra-ridden...23 JUN
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of books and oprah
im embarrassed to admit (though that has never stopped me before) that i have been inexplicably drawn to the oprah's...23 JUN
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2003
right now i want to
right now i want to be creative with color and shapes and stuff. but im not up for installing photoshop,...23 JUN
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2003
golly gee. there sure is
golly gee. there sure is nothing like a depressive, lonely, insomniatic night filled with tears and an itching inner ear....23 JUN
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2003
these arent your childhood barbies.
these arent your childhood barbies. though they do look similar to a few one of my second grade friends had....22 JUN
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2003
my blogging started two years
my blogging started two years ago today with a bit of insomnia and and a disturbing flash cartoon involving a...20 JUN
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last chance
ive already gotten a few suckers takers for the cd im assembling here soon. today (and ill be pretty flexible)...20 JUN
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ive got a lovely bunch
ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts (dee-el ee dee dee)...19 JUN
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2003
a word for today from
a word for today from klondike.kate: sinecure - a position or office that requires little or no work but provides...18 JUN
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act now!
this week! this week only! no money down! no payments 'till spring! no payments in spring! no payments in summer!...17 JUN
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2003
if you happened to be
if you happened to be in fairbanks on sunday, and if you happened to be in fred meyer west, and...17 JUN
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2003
i wish in windows i
i wish in windows i could be able to rearrange the items on my taskbar without having to close and...16 JUN
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2003
the band played at the
the band played at the santa claus house in north pole on saturday. stressful because: (a) the stage (aka flat-bed...16 JUN
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2003
my compulsion for post-it doodling
my compulsion for post-it doodling is reflected accurately at mathieu sylvain's post-it gallery. ill probably submit a few things, but...16 JUN
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one
one...13 JUN
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happy graduation day, dear shigatsu.
happy graduation day, dear shigatsu....13 JUN
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2003
why is it that when
why is it that when men gain weight their tummy gets bigger and remains smooth, but when women gain weight...12 JUN
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2003
as of last weekend, i
as of last weekend, i have:3 inch peas 1 inch carrots teeny heads of leaf lettuce oregano stubble and contributed...11 JUN
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2003
your procrastination is not my
your procrastination is not my emergency. can you get that through your thick-skulled me-me-me pea-brain? i dont care that Super...11 JUN
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with a vengence
over the weekend my host upgraded php on my server which inadvertently removed my ownership over a few select directories...10 JUN
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2003
today wander-lust shut down. i
today wander-lust shut down. i loved that little button. it brought me sites that i would otherwise never find: some...06 JUN
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2003
its all about the cheesy
its all about the cheesy creamy creamy cheese (flash; foul-mouthed squirrel; goth in skivvies; nsfw) over at ill will press....06 JUN
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2003
and because i know yall
and because i know yall want to see another picture of my dog:...05 JUN
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because steve rode in on
because steve rode in on his css white horse last night and saved this distressed damsel from the nasty mean...05 JUN
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2003
an offensive term for the
an offensive term for the female genitalia becomes increasingly less offensive while reading an enhaustive etymology and cultural history. its...05 JUN
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2003
im bored as butt. too
im bored as butt. too bad i cant get the help im needing. until that time (which may or may...04 JUN
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2003
i dont sign the back
i dont sign the back of my debit or credit cards; instead, i write "Please See ID." can you guess...04 JUN
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something else entirely.
something else entirely....04 JUN
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im serious about needing the
im serious about needing the help, people....04 JUN
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im betting there is someone
im betting there is someone out there who wants to help me with that wonderful age old browser question: "why...03 JUN
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2003
all right. who took my
all right. who took my stack of lime green stickys? addendum: i found it. and all is well in whoville....03 JUN
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thats it
the next person to ask me why their .p65 or .pmd file wont open properly in wordperfect will have their...02 JUN
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2003
nothing makes you feel oh-so-girly
nothing makes you feel oh-so-girly like a french pedicure....02 JUN
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2003
the band is playing at
the band is playing at the Collegetown Coffeeshop tonight around 6. all you punks are invited....01 JUN
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2003
we discovered a gravel-pit-turned-lake five
we discovered a gravel-pit-turned-lake five minutes from my apartment that is apparently dedicated to fully-cothed males, bikini-clad females, and oodles...31 MAY
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2003
inspired by damon, i present:
inspired by damon, i present: drowning in a vat of rancid watermelon pulp thank you....30 MAY
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dont say i didnt warn
dont say i didnt warn you. at least i feel a little better....30 MAY
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money
money cannot buy a dog deciding your breasts make the perfect ledge on which to sleep or the ability to...30 MAY
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2003
this or that
this or that silence or do you like background sound? background sound, definitely. white noise at the very least. bathe/shower...30 MAY
2003
2003
one word: stamp i tried
one word: stamp i tried collecting stamps once when i had a new zeland pen pal. she sent me 10...30 MAY
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2003
monday mission
a bit from the monday mission. whats the worst thing about mondays? waking up. do you believe in soul mates?...30 MAY
2003
2003
a spam-header suggestion from the
a spam-header suggestion from the tuesday too �Improve your health today� - �a small d i c k is not...30 MAY
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2003
thursday threesome
thursday threesome. is there any one slang word that you find more annoying than others? theyre all pretty annoying when...30 MAY
2003
2003
weekly wrap-up
friday five sucks donkey dick. so. weekly wrap-up. do you like summer? i love it in that its not winter...30 MAY
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2003
you know.... his fahza.
you know.... his fahza....30 MAY
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2003
i swear, if i dont
i swear, if i dont find something to post soon then tomorrow i am going to do every meme i...29 MAY
2003
2003
a link, a phrase, a
a link, a phrase, a picture. i double-dog-dare you to inspire me...28 MAY
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2003
more cervical ripening discussion
Miss Shigatsu: so what's with cervical whatever? rhapsodie: my friend had labor induced this weekend...27 MAY
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2003
colorful world
this one is dedicated to [a] the lacking yummy-lovely-linkness on this here site, [b] my growing forgetfullness, and [c] color-challenged...27 MAY
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2003
you know you have hit
you know you have hit an all-time low when your $9.50 lunch is so unfilling that you turn to two...27 MAY
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2003
what i didnt plan on:
what i didnt plan on: wind, and lots of it sunburn (though it was expected) bocce the very sexy, the...27 MAY
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2003
phrase of the weekend: cervical
phrase of the weekend: cervical ripening...26 MAY
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2003
i plan on sleeping in
i plan on sleeping in until at least 10. i plan on a big bbq monday evening. i plan on...23 MAY
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2003
the 22nd of any month
the 22nd of any month is still hard. last night i tossed some flowers and petals over a bridge into...23 MAY
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2003
from the most unlikely source,
from the most unlikely source, i just got affirmation on a powerpoint presentation i pulled teeth to create back in...22 MAY
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2003
after hearing so many bad
after hearing so many bad things about matrix reloaded, i had lowered my expectations going into the theatre last night....22 MAY
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ive been through the desert
ive been through the desert on a horse with no name....21 MAY
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2003
today is full of random
today is full of random goodness. strangebanana has a css generator that looks slightly acceptable every so often. but it...21 MAY
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now you too can make
now you too can make any site look like it belongs to a pre-teen....20 MAY
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there is a new chaplain
there is a new chaplain on the airforce base in town who changed his last name when he moved to...20 MAY
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2003
the last layout was up
the last layout was up for almost 2 months. i didnt realize it had been quite that long. so. you...20 MAY
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2003
i used to have a
i used to have a full set of rainbow brite twin sheets. i would count the stars to help me...20 MAY
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2003
i havent been depressed in
i havent been depressed in weeks. and thats something i havent been able to say since before melissa died. its...20 MAY
2003
2003
remember that hot green-striped-shirt steve
remember that hot green-striped-shirt steve guy from blues clues? steve-o just told me that he just finished his album and...19 MAY
2003
2003
amazing how being pawed on
amazing how being pawed on by some greasy old guys greasy gaze can actually improve ones day....19 MAY
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2003
my stack of bright pink
my stack of bright pink sticky notes smells like warm vomit....19 MAY
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2003
how to get dirt for
how to get dirt for your flower boxes in thirty steps by valettepull out from the storage shed the wooden...17 MAY
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2003
with steve and his crew
with steve and his crew headed to homer this weekend for a clam bake, im feeling the desire to go...16 MAY
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2003
april redesigned with a spankin
april redesigned with a spankin three-column layout....16 MAY
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2003
so this switching back and
so this switching back and forth between bein 'rhapsodie' and bein 'Valette' is just messing with my head. she cant...16 MAY
2003
2003
there should be more dancing
there should be more dancing fools out there. who knows: you might be next. (the man-boobs and butt crack may...16 MAY
2003
2003
tonight is going to be
tonight is going to be an all-out rock-paper-scissors-spock-lizard tournament. i am gonna kick butt....16 MAY
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2003
the spring cleaning fairys visited
the spring cleaning fairys visited tonight. they called me a lazy bum and gave me a rag. now the cars,...15 MAY
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2003
new purse, new bras -
new purse, new bras - all on sale, and all replacing the old, the saggy, and the broken. with the...15 MAY
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2003
poppyseed salad dressing is way
poppyseed salad dressing is way overrated....15 MAY
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2003
it really should be friday.
it really should be friday. seriously....14 MAY
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2003
The average human makes use
The average human makes use of no more than 15% of its potential for having orgasms. today, do something that...14 MAY
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2003
the starwars kid has been
the starwars kid has been found and interviewed. he doesnt even sound embarassed. im disapointed....14 MAY
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2003
there. i did it. i
there. i did it. i signed up for the mefi swap. i had better make my playlist now while im...14 MAY
2003
2003
interconnection is a service that
interconnection is a service that matches up volunteer web designers with non-profit organizations. similarly, idealist.org helps connect volunteer professionals (designers,...14 MAY
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joining the likes of weblogs.com
joining the likes of weblogs.com and blo.gs comes a new real-time weblog update page: blogchatter. it uses an XML-RPC pinging...14 MAY
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you can give your name
you can give your name to nasa and they will send it to a comet as they blow it up....13 MAY
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with the whole planet-x-smashing-into-earth thing
with the whole planet-x-smashing-into-earth thing happening in a few days, its time to take a few moments and think about...13 MAY
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yay for value village and
yay for value village and skookum new jeans....13 MAY
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Run for it before Monday
Run for it before Monday gets you too! from boring3D. [via]...12 MAY
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after two shampoos, my hair
after two shampoos, my hair still faintly smells like brut. goodie. oh, and go send anna a happy birthday....12 MAY
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i always try to remember
i always try to remember to sniff any new shampoo and conditioner i buy. this time my nose failed me....11 MAY
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things have shaped up to
things have shaped up to be one betty crocker of a weekend. the combination of my mixer and a few...11 MAY
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hair
a meme. blah. the weekly wrap-up....09 MAY
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kudos to blogjam for getting
kudos to blogjam for getting this rabbit song stuck in my head....09 MAY
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he'll give you a nickel
he'll give you a nickel if you tickle his pickle....09 MAY
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Malkovich. [via]
Malkovich. [via]...08 MAY
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my afternoon has a mantra:
my afternoon has a mantra: fuck you, you fucking fuck. fuck you, you fucking fuck. fuck you, you fucking fuck....08 MAY
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he wouldnt even make me
he wouldnt even make me pancakes. wouldnt even make me pancakes. for shame....07 MAY
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spring cleaning
i did some spring cleaning on the domain and managed to free up a whopping 4 megs of space, bringing...07 MAY
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they just changed the automated
they just changed the automated instructions for my phone card - new voice, new instructions, no ads. freaked me out....07 MAY
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make me a match
everyone should make themselves insane today by playing this matchmaker game by mark pilgrim. go on - it will be...07 MAY
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my grandfather has the largest
my grandfather has the largest nose in the world. its saggy, gigantuan, and kinda bumpy. when he sneezes i fear...06 MAY
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x-men 2 roxxored my soxxors.
x-men 2 roxxored my soxxors. my only beef is that plot turns and events were so easy to spot two...05 MAY
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a few years ago, a
a few years ago, a doctor at the wonderful university of alaska discovered a bird with a nearly half meter...05 MAY
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if your back has been
if your back has been hurting horrible-bad for around 4 days such that it causes near-migraine headaches and nausea, if...05 MAY
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tis the week of sevens.
tis the week of sevens. sins and dwarfs, specifically. sleepy and envy for today....05 MAY
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4 for all
discovered on the drive back north:i didnt realize so many people find that yellow dotted line oh-so-huggable. our escort has...04 MAY
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the drive down was uneventful,
the drive down was uneventful, save for the speeding ticket b got a half hour of of fairbanks, b lying...03 MAY
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the dishes got washed. the
the dishes got washed. the laundry got done and folded. the car got emptied of trash. the dog got her...02 MAY
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2003
as breakup happened a week
as breakup happened a week or so ago, it is now officially summer round these parts. and that means the...02 MAY
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almost commando
i have to be braless to cut my dogs hair. not topless: braless. topless is a really bad idea, considering...02 MAY
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there are millions of ways
there are millions of ways a world could end, and ive now dreamt of five....30 APR
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the boohbah zone is more
the boohbah zone is more entertaining than i think it ought to be....29 APR
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this friday night i am
this friday night i am headed to anchorage with my main squeeze and our dog. we are meeting up with...29 APR
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i think real life should
i think real life should have more choreographed dancing....28 APR
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its always a bad idea
its always a bad idea to get into an argument with the manager at a chinese buffet over the price...28 APR
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until i actually decide to
until i actually decide to act upon my need for sleep, some unconscious mutterings: Slob :: fest 60 :: minutes...27 APR
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ive gone back and forth
ive gone back and forth on the idea of putting my name on this site. on one hand, i love...27 APR
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jory's new layout hates you.
jory's new layout hates you. seriously....27 APR
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i cant believe this kid
i cant believe this kid doesnt knock over the camera or poke out his own eye. [via]...27 APR
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the dog really needs a
the dog really needs a haircut so she wont overheat on a 10 block walk....26 APR
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i am #3 in a
i am #3 in a google search for angry german music, and #1 if you search it with quotes. party...26 APR
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ginadapooh sent me some love,
ginadapooh sent me some love, and im gonna spread it around. to all my readers: i love you, man! because...25 APR
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they rock
10 things that rock my socks:my mom my homemade pizza an ice cold can of coke isaiah 61 ...He has...25 APR
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i would have hoped alaskans
i would have hoped alaskans were above this sort of thing. but it does show how alaska is always two...25 APR
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slight tweak in the dream
slight tweak in the dream section: dream titles now displayed in the header. should make reading and following the links...25 APR
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before and after
before diet dr pepper: its supposed to be just like regular dr pepper, so there should be no problems. first...24 APR
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administrative assistants (aka secretarys) day
administrative assistants (aka secretarys) day came, went, and i with nary a flower or card or even nice comment. i...24 APR
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my monitor keeps flickering magenta.
my monitor keeps flickering magenta. my eyes are hurting - i have to get offline soon....23 APR
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the new typepad. TypePad is
the new typepad. TypePad is an upcoming hosted service providing powerful tools for creating full-featured weblogs... harness[ing] the power of......23 APR
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blogshares is going live in
blogshares is going live in a week (i had no idea it was beta - go figure). everything will be...23 APR
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the world as blog displays
the world as blog displays weblog postings by geographical location. it pulls a list of recently updated blogs from weblogs.com...23 APR
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angry german queen
[damon]: when you said 'angry german music' in your email i immediately thought of that (galileo) galileo (galileo) galileo, galileo...23 APR
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when you and your brother
when you and your brother decide to do something crazy and fun to memorialize the seven month anniversary of your...22 APR
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heres an interesting article about
heres an interesting article about sex dreams and how they arent necessarily about sex. well, duh. the author separates sex...22 APR
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e-l-w-y-n thats elwyn sing it
e-l-w-y-n thats elwyn sing it again...22 APR
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the best part about being
the best part about being the youngest staff member is getting fed. them: "oh, youre so young. poor thing. have...22 APR
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using the laptop in the
using the laptop in the bathtub. discuss....21 APR
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let me count the ways
so b is out being a guy with other guys and doing... guy stuff. translated: hes at a friends having...21 APR
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five things i didnt do
five things i didnt do on my easter weekend:color hard boiled eggs hunt for colored hard boiled eggs eat chocolate...21 APR
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it works GREAT! yay!
it works GREAT! yay!...19 APR
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crazy cool when a friend
crazy cool when a friend who knew you from the first day of kindergarten through graduation night just pops on...18 APR
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ive wanted one for years.
ive wanted one for years. i drooled as martha stuart used hers with little to no effort. i almost bought...18 APR
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sometime around 4am i woke
sometime around 4am i woke to the sound of b coughing. and swallowing - presumably some phlegm. cough. coughcough. swallow...18 APR
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no, im not going to
no, im not going to put on my shoes just because your neice once got a toothpick jammed three feet...17 APR
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completely useless
another one of those silly stereotypical gender tests tells me that i am too systematic (score: 33) and not empathetic...17 APR
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this mozilla toolbar is da
this mozilla toolbar is da bomb. [matt thinks so, too]...16 APR
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macro world
armed with a mission to do something, anything out of the apartment, a few of us grabbed our (or works,...15 APR
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hairspray not included
heres the back of my head on one one of those get-up-early-enough-to-shower-but-dont-feel-like-brushing-my-hair-and-doing-something-with-it days (picture by beth). which is to say...15 APR
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giving dead, blinking chickens with
giving dead, blinking chickens with sticks up their asses to children. before moronboss was a star....14 APR
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the illustrated encyclopedia of sex:
the illustrated encyclopedia of sex: an educational read....14 APR
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we are taking small but
we are taking small but certain steps towards fully realizing complete hick-ness. there are now cb radios in each of...12 APR
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blue ketchup?? i feel like
blue ketchup?? i feel like im taking crazy pills....11 APR
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d-d-d-danger! (watch behind you!)
remember that duck tales episode (#26, 'time teasers') where gyro makes a watch that stops time and the beagle boys...11 APR
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i added a tag board
i added a tag board thingy to my daily eats page - now everyone can discuss at length my disgusting...10 APR
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anyone want to help me
anyone want to help me bash a cable modem to pieces? ive just gone another day with sporadic internet access...10 APR
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ive spent too much of
ive spent too much of my afternoon on my knees. (cue beavis and butthead laughter)...09 APR
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some would say farting is
some would say farting is funny....09 APR
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question of the lunch break:
question of the lunch break: if you were a computer that just had a fresh install of win2k, and someone...09 APR
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whats the dealio, yo?
what is UP with my server being so gosh durn slow today? woo - just noticed this is post 601....08 APR
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how refreshing to know that
how refreshing to know that the nigerian spam scam people are doing a bit of research and evolving with the...08 APR
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i cant be arsed right
i cant be arsed right now to completely recode my css file to get it to look peachy, so i...07 APR
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demo: i would love it
demo: i would love it for a vacuum cleaner salesman to come to my apartment to show a demonstration -...07 APR
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baptistmal bribery - another group
baptistmal bribery - another group of Christians to not associate with. reminds me of what steveo calls the bible brigade....07 APR
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matt brought to my attention
matt brought to my attention that the new layout completely craps out in mozilla. and i dont know why/how i...06 APR
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unconscious mutterings
because im not sleepy: unconscious mutterings. Cost :: negative Head :: and toe Eclipse :: of the heart Pestacide ::...06 APR
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#1 christian porn
through some metafilter thread that ive since forgotten about (and has probably been deleted), i followed a link to xxxchurch.com:...06 APR
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warning
a warning to my coworkers: i drank two carafes at a staff lunch this afternoon - thank you, barb, for...04 APR
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15april is not only tax
15april is not only tax day (in the us), but is an actual holiday. i think everyone should stay home...04 APR
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ugly
i just made nearly 4 dozen of the ugliest chocolate chip cookies in the world....03 APR
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who would really search for
who would really search for super glue stories sex and then come here expecting to find it? and super glue?...03 APR
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daily eats
because of a possible food allergy, i have started a food journal: daily eats. in the future it might morph...03 APR
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its hip. its fun. its
its hip. its fun. its like playing the stock market without all that pesky going-broke thing. its blogshares....02 APR
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not the best thing to
not the best thing to have stuck in ones head while preparing for bible study: i love the way you...01 APR
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steveo mentioned something in the
steveo mentioned something in the comments about the links in my rss feed. i chose to not look at the...01 APR
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this ice sculpture is a
this ice sculpture is a lot different than the stuff i see up here. i havent been to the ice...01 APR
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count your blessings
last week, tom coates had a tally of who had the most subscriptions in their aggregator. i finally rounded up...01 APR
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michael barrish made an oatmeal
michael barrish made an oatmeal movie. you might want to read some background before getting completely scared off by his...01 APR
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happy birthday, damon!
happy birthday, damon!...01 APR
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looks like sometime in the
looks like sometime in the last hour steveos blog was hacked... and i have a screenshot. the utter immaturity of...01 APR
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i am 22 years old.
i am 22 years old. that means......31 MAR
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right now if (a) i
right now if (a) i was in homer (shudder), or (b) had a four wheeler, i would so totally be...29 MAR
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ive been frighteningly productive this
ive been frighteningly productive this afternoon. to help stop the vicious cycle, i am going to do my nails while...29 MAR
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apathy at its finest
Nothing seems worth doing, but it's not important. I've just been hanging out not getting anything done. Today was a...29 MAR
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i hold to one ideal:
i hold to one ideal: perfectly shaped eyebrows. but $10 a hot-wax-yank at the salon every other week is a...29 MAR
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rss for the masses
i read an article a while ago about how the default rss templates for movabletype were lacking. at the time,...28 MAR
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GAN
Gawd-Awful Newsletter (GAN) time at work is over and done with this go around. and i didnt even commit suicide...28 MAR
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sitting at my desk desperately
sitting at my desk desperately trying to remember a dream from last night, i put myself into a rem state...27 MAR
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whomp: there it is. i
whomp: there it is. i will miss my girls a great deal, but it was time for a change....27 MAR
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ten twelve things i would
ten twelve things i would like to tell my 10 year old self (supposing anything i say wont make the...26 MAR
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i awoke to a half
i awoke to a half inch of fresh snow. what happened to spring? hopefully this is the one last fling...26 MAR
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its Action You day! shhhhhhk!
its Action You day! shhhhhhk!...25 MAR
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i added three more dreams
i added three more dreams that include lesbianism, midgets, and sand. but not all at the same time....24 MAR
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the cable modem at work
the cable modem at work bit the dust. kicked the bucket. bought the farm. ist kaput. went to the big...24 MAR
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pirates are the new monkeys.
pirates are the new monkeys. believe me. if you dont want to believe me, believe steveo. and jr. and metameat...24 MAR
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so where would one find
so where would one find prostitutes in this alaskan city called fairbanks? not that im in need of one, you...23 MAR
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six months.
six months....22 MAR
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i bought this tank top
i bought this tank top at value village tonight that apparently is so dangerous that b would feel uncomfortably caveman-protective...22 MAR
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lyrics
when the rain comes third day...21 MAR
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im swamped with idiotic demands
im swamped with idiotic demands and inadequate content for laying out this jock-itch of a newsletter. but i thought id...21 MAR
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psst... three new mirror project
psst... three new mirror project submissions....20 MAR
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bad boys, bad boys
some major drug bust (or something) went down across the street from my apartment last night. there were 7 cop...20 MAR
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makes me want to cry.
makes me want to cry....20 MAR
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the only war post ill make until (a) b is drafted or (b) iraq bombs alaska
stop talking to me about the impending war. i do not want to hear anything political. i do not watch...20 MAR
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new blogging ap: soapbox. wooo-doggy.
new blogging ap: soapbox. wooo-doggy. its sweet talking me. i must check into it further whenever its released....19 MAR
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how to look incredibly busy:
how to look incredibly busy: be standing by your desk with your hands full of papers, shuffling them....19 MAR
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bored bored bored. yup.
bored bored bored. yup....19 MAR
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i cannot understand how the
i cannot understand how the three of you could get together without me to determine the newsletter schedule and not...19 MAR
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rss feeds added. and there
rss feeds added. and there was much rejoicing....18 MAR
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b and i went to
b and i went to chena hot springs saturday night. this was at the butt end of the fierce wind...18 MAR
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the fluxus project with which
the fluxus project with which i was involved has been compiled. anna presents: fluxiness....17 MAR
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the rabid weasle with the
the rabid weasle with the squeegie stole my pants....17 MAR
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its past noon, and i
its past noon, and i just realized its st. pattys day. dont tell anyone im not wearing green....17 MAR
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saying 'bad puppy' while giggling
saying 'bad puppy' while giggling is not very effective. [via]...17 MAR
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Hydrogen two-thirds of water a
Hydrogen two-thirds of water a big part of all of us and the bones of stars periodic haiku is interesting...16 MAR
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fluxus update
a fluxus update: at 10pm last night, the 'confidential' sign (in the baking aisle), the 'This way up' sign (on...15 MAR
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fluxus
anna at little red boat sent out a request on her blog for help with a performance art piece for...14 MAR
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another open letter / rant:
another open letter / rant: i know that you and your printing company have worked with our company for a...14 MAR
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when someone donates five boxes
when someone donates five boxes of makeup, one cannot help being girly....13 MAR
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a windows question: if you
a windows question: if you were wanting to print out an expanded tree in windows exporer, how might you go...13 MAR
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moe party
as promised, damon, beth and i headed to kmart armed with a list of things to do, a camera, and...12 MAR
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staying up until 1am sounds
staying up until 1am sounds like a great idea at 10p and a really bad idea at 7.30a. good thing...12 MAR
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happy birthday, moe.
happy birthday, moe....11 MAR
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pornolize rhapsodic.org. not for the
pornolize rhapsodic.org. not for the faint of heart, sexually naïve, curse sensitive, or my mother...10 MAR
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my office looks so cool
my office looks so cool with three computers and a laptop all set up. if only i could keep it...10 MAR
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grooming the dog has always
grooming the dog has always been a nightmare. if you have never heard a dog scream, count yourself lucky. she...10 MAR
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happiness is giggling with your
happiness is giggling with your brother until 4am....08 MAR
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after cursing with freehand, illustrator
after cursing with freehand, illustrator is near orgasmic....07 MAR
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i finally added a link
i finally added a link to my mirror project submissions over there in the projects....07 MAR
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i love when b and
i love when b and the dog decide to play on the bed right before bedtime. usually, i am already...07 MAR
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anyone want to get me
anyone want to get me a belated birthday present? however, the thought of it reminds me of like the whole...07 MAR
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this is the first morning
this is the first morning of the year in which i did not need to use headlights to drive to...07 MAR
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see what your website looks
see what your website looks like to a person with colorblindness. mine actually does pretty good....06 MAR
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heres one of the best
heres one of the best sex talks ive ever heard. much better, more honest and brave, than my parents handing...06 MAR
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i planned and rearranged my
i planned and rearranged my entire outfit today around a pair of shoes. i am such a girl....06 MAR
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i woke up around 2am
i woke up around 2am with my glasses on. i distinctly remember removing them when i went to bed at...06 MAR
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ever tried yawning while keeping
ever tried yawning while keeping your tongue touching the roof of your mouth? i stretched/hurt my jaw something awful, and...05 MAR
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heh heh heheh heh*
heh heh heheh heh*...05 MAR
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my office smells overwhelmingly like
my office smells overwhelmingly like fart. it wasnt me, and i cant think of anyone who was just here....05 MAR
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while repairing microsoft office, an
while repairing microsoft office, an error: Unable to install blah blah file. You may need to repair or reinstall it....05 MAR
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how to be a cam
how to be a cam whore in five easy steps. im glad the model doesnt show us how to remove...05 MAR
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open letter
an open letter to my neighbors: there are posted laundry hours for a reason. our landlords do not think it...05 MAR
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alaska grown
very few of alaskan residents were actually born in alaska; i am one of those few. apparently it has become...04 MAR
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my foot seriously itches. thats
my foot seriously itches. thats the most interesting content i have....04 MAR
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i decided to come in
i decided to come in to work late today, considering the whole vomit issue. ive been sitting here staring at...03 MAR
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ever feel like youre consistently
ever feel like youre consistently towards the bottom of someones priority list? someone who is pretty high on yours? just...01 MAR
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2003
vomit. puke. whork. spew chunks.
vomit. puke. whork. spew chunks. hurl. wretch. pray to the porcelain god. barf. disgorge. throw up. upchuck. heave....01 MAR
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2003
in 75 minutes we check
in 75 minutes we check out of our old apartment. im super nervous. wish us luck....28 FEB
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am i the only one
am i the only one to have ever opened an orange with one of those plastic letter openers?...28 FEB
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i hate WordPerfect.
i hate WordPerfect....28 FEB
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another melissa post. if you
another melissa post. if you dont like it, poop on you....28 FEB
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i had believed that someone
i had believed that someone close to me could (and would, at some point) die - until it actually happened,...28 FEB
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this is just how my
this is just how my mom used to fold snowflakes when we made them as kids. beth didnt believe me....27 FEB
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now that its no longer
now that its no longer frostbite-in-15-seconds weather outside (though its not yet sandals-sans-frostbite weather), ive started taking lacey for a...27 FEB
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I have really never considered
I have really never considered myself a TV star. I always thought I was a neighbor who just came in...27 FEB
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anyone got a tow rope/chain
anyone got a tow rope/chain i could borrow this afternoon?...26 FEB
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why cant you do your
why cant you do your own search for "missing file" that youre certain is on the server? why do you...26 FEB
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last night was awful. more
last night was awful. more than awful. im a mixture of sad, frustrated, angry, depresed, and hopeless. to my coworkers:...26 FEB
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i just received two
i just received two large stock photography catalogs, one of which includes an over-excessive use of l33t 5p34k. oh,...26 FEB
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the geek in me: pi
the geek in me: pi to over ten million places. or up to 400 million places. im reminded of an...26 FEB
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diveintomark discusses how to block
diveintomark discusses how to block spambots, spybots, and unwanted robots from crawling your site. htaccess to the rescue again....26 FEB
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even if the only other
even if the only other thing you ate after this breakfast was oxygen, there's still a relatively high chance that...25 FEB
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the bane of my designing
the bane of my designing existence: the elusive css footer. im glad to see other people have the same problem;...25 FEB
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play 20 questions with a
play 20 questions with a computer. very, very addictive. i stumped it with 'vagina' - after 30 questions, it finally...25 FEB
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remember that whole moveabletype upgrade
remember that whole moveabletype upgrade thing? i should have waited....24 FEB
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its sick when a parent
its sick when a parent fabricates an illness for their child to get attention. but to string along an entire...24 FEB
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my birthday ballon set off
my birthday ballon set off the office security alarm over 30 times this past weekend. buah ha ha ha ah....24 FEB
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i am way more excited
i am way more excited than i ought to be....24 FEB
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bleurgh. that is all.
bleurgh. that is all....23 FEB
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today was the five month
today was the five month anniversary. it hit me really hard last night. i would have been content to lie...22 FEB
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a full five hours of
a full five hours of this saturday was spent cleaning the old apartment. we check out friday night and will...22 FEB
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to dani: did you know
to dani: did you know that in a google search for your first and last name, i am #8?...21 FEB
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we received a pamphlet in
we received a pamphlet in the mail today from a friend of one of our clients who recently died of...21 FEB
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horrifically discovered: i just walked
horrifically discovered: i just walked from one end of the building to the other deep in thought while rubbing my...21 FEB
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i bought two pair of
i bought two pair of shoes last night and dont feel the least bit guilty - they were on sale...21 FEB
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youd think all the practice
youd think all the practice ive had with setting up greymatter and moveabletype, and all the time ive spent intimately...21 FEB
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why i love my husband
why i love my husband #176: him: you look cuter there on the floor. me: cuter than what? him: i...20 FEB
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im not big into war
im not big into war movies, books, or stories. i find it the most boring genre that exists. i know...20 FEB
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heres something to add to
heres something to add to the list of gross things i can eat: canned tomatoes: whole, stewed, and peeled. one...20 FEB
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what a blah day. not
what a blah day. not even a meme to pose as content....19 FEB
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site magnetic poetry
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a mirror of my site.
a mirror of my site....19 FEB
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with the recent move and
with the recent move and the fact that our PO box expires at the end of the month, im needing...18 FEB
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i just converted to 2.62.
i just converted to 2.62. it looks a bit different, so i dont think im going to upgrade my other...18 FEB
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like system of a down?
like system of a down? like avril lavigne? mixing the two would be... different (mp3)....18 FEB
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teach yourself to talk understandably
teach yourself to talk understandably while your mouth is wide open. if you ever accidentally cut your lips off or...18 FEB
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i dont watch much television:
i dont watch much television: maybe an hour a week. i guess that would be considered hardly any tv. it...18 FEB
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i saw daredevil this weekend
i saw daredevil this weekend with three die-hard comic fanatics and two other people. a few thoughts: 1) why do...17 FEB
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good thing i didnt upgrade
good thing i didnt upgrade to mt 2.6 like i was going to. maybe ill wait a little longer, still....17 FEB
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most people have heard of
most people have heard of the Rorschach inkblot test, but few have ever seen a real Rorschach inkblot. with the...17 FEB
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holy crap. google bought blogger.
holy crap. google bought blogger. i have this ominous big-brother feeling in my gut. how could he do that? we...17 FEB
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the supervisor has been on
the supervisor has been on vacation for a month. during that month, it was nice to not have to be...17 FEB
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heres hoping i get laid
heres hoping i get laid tonight. cheers....14 FEB
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poll re: love obsession should
poll re: love obsession should i... (a) spend the time to update the too-old layout to something new and better...14 FEB
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if you want to prevent
if you want to prevent people from linking to your images and stealing your bandwidth while still allowing images to...14 FEB
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i am the master
i am the master evil genius...14 FEB
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think your pc is useless?
think your pc is useless? turn it into mac os 8....14 FEB
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a new moveabletype update has
a new moveabletype update has been released. if there arent any wonderfully-romantic plans in the making, i know what im...14 FEB
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sick valentines humor. just to
sick valentines humor. just to show how much i care....14 FEB
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im sorry i dont do
im sorry i dont do everything right. im sorry your pizza is a little too damn dark. im sorry i...13 FEB
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highlighting
im a compulsive highlighter. not the squeeky bright-yellow/orange/green on paper highlighting. i highlight whatever i happen to be reading on...13 FEB
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does anybody have any experience
does anybody have any experience with doing a business's payroll taxes? experience with forms 941, w2, and w3?...13 FEB
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reversible
reversible.org collects referers and trackbacks from pages that link to or ping it. kottke (who seems to understand it while...13 FEB
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lacey
i took digital camera home from work last night. lacey loved the flash. i cant imagine living without this dog....12 FEB
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happy birthday, jason! (i totally
happy birthday, jason! (i totally know im right this time)...12 FEB
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some shopping errands + making
some shopping errands + making and eating lunch + a shower = too much during one lunch hour (simplified: late...11 FEB
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my left arm just above
my left arm just above the elbow is quasi-asleep. this cant be good....11 FEB
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i really dont understand how
i really dont understand how this whole popdex thing works. i search for citations of my site and get a...11 FEB
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i think the office is
i think the office is still closed today. again im the only one here. curses for living so close to...11 FEB
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(if i counted the days
(if i counted the days right) happy birthday, jason! i counted wrong. its tomorrow....11 FEB
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have you seen that new
have you seen that new folder_id=2623275">levis ad that makes you want to spew chunks? before you do (because i know...10 FEB
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some monday positives about the
some monday positives about the new apartment: - a light switch that connects to the outlet to which the uplamp...10 FEB
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its 10 and im the
its 10 and im the only one here. i dont think i was supposed to come in. i mean, the...10 FEB
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who wants to help me
who wants to help me rent liechtenstein? im taking a collection. [via]...10 FEB
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hoobastank rocks my socks. i
hoobastank rocks my socks. i found it in melissas huge cd case while i was in homer. man, i forgot...08 FEB
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the roads are a very
the roads are a very interesting ice skating rink. if only i or my car had ice skates. im not...08 FEB
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almost slipped my mind: happy
almost slipped my mind: happy birthday, dani!...07 FEB
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i and some friends are
i and some friends are headed to davids house tonight for some rockin music and worship. if youre in the...07 FEB
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from a stock images catalog:
from a stock images catalog: when does mens lifesyle include breast feeding?...07 FEB
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is it geeky or sexy
is it geeky or sexy that i got 5/5 on the photoshopped famous paintings quiz? [via]...07 FEB
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strangely hipnotic and addictive: yellowtail
strangely hipnotic and addictive: yellowtail is 'an interactive software... creation and performance of real-time abstract animation.' [via]...06 FEB
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i am a corpulent midget
i am a corpulent midget who likes to lick feet. what are you? [via]...06 FEB
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my ten pound dog ate
my ten pound dog ate my entire dinner last night: a foot long turkey subway sandwich not much smaller than...06 FEB
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a small group of us
a small group of us came to the conclusion that "heiyachow" (phonetic: hi-yah-cha) is much more versatile than for just...05 FEB
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five things i cannot resist:pretty
five things i cannot resist:pretty undies on sale a kiss from b home made ice cream my dogs love free...05 FEB
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potshot a day
in high school, b would often cut appropriate potshots out of the anchorage newspaper in order to woo me....05 FEB
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for a mere $20, you
for a mere $20, you too can rent chris pirillo's chest. what a stud....05 FEB
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so last night after going
so last night after going to my brothers to discuss the crappage of our family, b and i decided to...05 FEB
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oh - congrats to steveo
oh - congrats to steveo for posting the 400th comment. youll get whats coming to you. buah ha ha ha....04 FEB
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i got back in fairbanks
i got back in fairbanks last night and am back at work today. stress levels in homer out of a...04 FEB
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flight/drive to homer: successful. not
flight/drive to homer: successful. not as long as it could have been. moms new computer: disaster. motherboard is fried. i...31 JAN
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on occasion i have enjoyed
on occasion i have enjoyed a mayonnaise sandwich: bread slathered in mayo. it thoroughly disgusts b every time i do...30 JAN
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tonight i head to my
tonight i head to my brothers for a 3d-puzzle-assemblage-frenzy. ill probably bring a load of dirty laundry. im nice that...30 JAN
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what are you passionate about?
what are you passionate about?...29 JAN
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a list of things to
a list of things to bring to homer this weekend (to be added to sporadically [not that ill be able...29 JAN
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isnt it a triffle odd
isnt it a triffle odd that its warmer in most of alaska than in other parts of the united states...29 JAN
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last night we celebrated my
last night we celebrated my birthday at bible study. my brother damon made a yummalicious chocolate fudge cake from scratch...29 JAN
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i want to give a
i want to give a big and giant hug to miss sigatsu for my wonderful birthday presents!...29 JAN
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some useless thoughts: -- its
some useless thoughts: -- its nice to come to work 10, 15, or 20 minutes late and still be the...29 JAN
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when youre holding the moon
when youre holding the moon for ransom, you value the stability of an application. switch to linux. and move to...28 JAN
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my butt cheek (the right
my butt cheek (the right one, actually) feels as though ive been clenching them for days. in that not-so-pleasent way;...28 JAN
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we spent the weekend moving.
we spent the weekend moving. friday night b recruited help from work to move the behemoth of a couch. saturday...27 JAN
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food items to never mix:
food items to never mix: black licorice + dr. pepper...27 JAN
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in honor of bubble wrap
in honor of bubble wrap appreciation day: perpetual bubblewrap boxco bubblewrap snap bubbles virtual bubblewrap...27 JAN
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stereoscopic photography is enough to
stereoscopic photography is enough to give me a headache. i was able to properly view kottke's thumbnail - and was...27 JAN
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the vulcan groin meld. caulking
the vulcan groin meld. caulking & spackling. thumping the flesh sculpture. all this and more in the absolute bottom 50...27 JAN
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thats that, then. plans have
thats that, then. plans have been made. cars have been rented. flights have been booked. my brother and i are...25 JAN
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since most of my search
since most of my search referrals are for manolo blahnik shoes, and since a few of my coworkers have the...24 JAN
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i was listed on linkdump
i was listed on linkdump today. hi to all you link-dump-peoples. nice to know im included amongst all the porn...24 JAN
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my grandma can yodel like
my grandma can yodel like nobodys business. in that no one should attempt yodeling - but she manages to make...24 JAN
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view the earth from 10
view the earth from 10 million light years to 100 attometers. this shows quite well that we know more about...23 JAN
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huey long talked constantly in
huey long talked constantly in the senate for 15.5 hours. a male seal refuses to eat during the mating season....23 JAN
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how could i go all
how could i go all day long and not realize today is the four month anniversary?...22 JAN
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go vote for the bloggies
go vote for the bloggies like the good little blog surfer you are....22 JAN
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(new girl)
(new girl)...21 JAN
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heres a fun game. the
heres a fun game. the goal: steal apples behind your neighbors back. its ok because your neighbor desparately needs to...21 JAN
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sometimes i just want to
sometimes i just want to scream. sometimes i just want to cry. right now i want to do both....20 JAN
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today i feel like someones
today i feel like someones fifth priority....20 JAN
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create a brokenpoem. who doesnt
create a brokenpoem. who doesnt love poem randomness?...18 JAN
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this marks post #400. boy
this marks post #400. boy howdy....17 JAN
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did you know that kettle
did you know that kettle corn comes in a microwaveable bag? did you care? its always a shock to my...17 JAN
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ever notice how i swing
ever notice how i swing from weeks of blog-like links to weeks of journal-like stories? i do. and its kinda...17 JAN
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moving
were gonna be moving in the next month. we were just approved for a nicer apartment than the one were...17 JAN
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pssst. the dream journal looks
pssst. the dream journal looks different...16 JAN
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the transmission is fine! the
the transmission is fine! the transmission is good! the transmission is in perfect working order! thank you, jason, for helping...16 JAN
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attack of the curry
last night b took me to the thai house - a great thai restaurant in town. we had already tried...16 JAN
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i am 82% happy. how
i am 82% happy. how happy are you? [via]...15 JAN
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it sat on my desk
it sat on my desk all neutral and un-assuming brown awaiting my return. happiness in a box: photoshop 7.0.1 and...15 JAN
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airport security is starting to
airport security is starting to request a traveller take a picture with their camera to prover it is not a...15 JAN
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due to popular request, and
due to popular request, and thanks to david raynes for the plugin file and kristines plugin directory, dream teasers are...14 JAN
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right, then. the class is
right, then. the class is over and im dreading going back to work. i mean, they really expect me to...14 JAN
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$55 - tow truck that
$55 - tow truck that couldnt find our car but charged us anyway. $160 - impound fee we couldnt do...13 JAN
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i am so horny right
i am so horny right now, its not even funny. how long until class is over? an hour and a...13 JAN
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i wish
i was just listed over at i wish you wish under january. you should sign up too, if you havent...12 JAN
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in the course of an
in the course of an hour: driving down the highway to lunch. our isuzus engine died. my brother tried to...11 JAN
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birthday
just to give some hints that my birthday is coming up at the end of the month. at least i...10 JAN
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ooh - if i made
ooh - if i made a small section here on the front page listing the five most recent dreams entered...10 JAN
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im on a break from
im on a break from class. in an hour i get to go home. yay for the weekend. i also...10 JAN
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i wish the cashew chicken
i wish the cashew chicken i made actually had cashews in it....10 JAN
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everyone go wish miss shigatsu
everyone go wish miss shigatsu a happy birthday. oh, wait. shes my only audience. that wont work....09 JAN
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can you get whiplash when
can you get whiplash when in super-hurry-mode in the shower? i think i might have this morning. 8 minutes must...09 JAN
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this morning i almost forgot
this morning i almost forgot that my a+ prep class started today. i know i already took it once, but...08 JAN
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so i have a bunch
so i have a bunch of these pinup girls just sitting in a file; i decided it was time to...07 JAN
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quote
One should respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison....07 JAN
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whats grosser than gross?
whats grosser than gross?...07 JAN
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even if youre not a
even if youre not a race car fan, how can you not enjoy an invisible race?...06 JAN
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if you could not take
if you could not take five things to a desert island with you, which five things would you not take?...06 JAN
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lying in bed not ten
lying in bed not ten minutes ago listening to b's breathing get heavier and heavier, i couldnt stop thinking of...06 JAN
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think you dont hold a
think you dont hold a racial, gender, or some other type of bias? take a selection of tests to discover...04 JAN
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today was an all-day staff
today was an all-day staff retreat at work. we brainstormed the vision of the new year and ate lots of...03 JAN
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chris tried convince me to
chris tried convince me to do laundry so i could suprise b when he came home with my domestic skills....02 JAN
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anyone interested in an 84
anyone interested in an 84 mustang lx? the goal is to pare down to only 2 (running) vehicles. the stang...02 JAN
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the things i thought of
the things i thought of last night that i might want to accomplish today, my second day off, to keep...02 JAN
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a long december
we went to a church fireworks show last night. one of the church members is licensed as a fireworks specialist...01 JAN
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