holiday shopping
December 24, 2003
for a gallon of milk and some cool whip:
- 20 minutes in The Line To Enter Grocery Store Parking Lot.
- 15 minutes inching through said parking lot before bailing and amazingly finding a parking lot.
- 10 minutes to grab what i needed and choose a checkout line.
- 10 minutes in checkout line, the checker of which was unusually chipper for such a busy day.
- 15 minutes waiting for someone in The Line To Get Out Of The Parking Lot to let me into it.
- 5 minutes inching through The Line To Get Out Of The Parking Lot.
- 10 minutes following idiot refusing to go over 30mph.
that was insane.
and i dont even like cool whip. or milk.
if you can, i would highly suggest staying home today.
think of the children.
2 Comments
I thought I would be smart and went to Safeway yesterday, BIG MISTAKE !! It was senior day and I was nearly run over by an old guy with a cart down the milk isle.. Buh Humbug :(
hello it's impossible to go anywhere in homer without seeing somebody you know
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