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I leave in two hours to join up with my brother in Anchroage for a must-have-fun-at-all-costs weekend that will probably...31 DEC
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keep this boy
It was ninth grade biology class, and my partner and I shared a lab table with his partner and him....30 DEC
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three for the price of one!
and since you probably thought i was kidding about the embedded photo of the dog, here is what santa brings...29 DEC
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autocomplete alphabet
a content-filler-meme that takes up 40% of my front page real estate? yes please! play along at home: type each...29 DEC
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cream of the crop
i finally decided on a photo to represent the 'best of squeegie.org 2004,' and it wasnt any of the photos...29 DEC
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content filler
snarky bit on how the stores are filled with morons. im-getting-old sentence on the darn weather. eloquent paragraph on loving...27 DEC
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on christmas day
Five Things I Learned On Christmas Day if it squeaks, the dog will unwrap her own present thankyouverymuchsetting the chocolate...27 DEC
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christmas sugar
chcolate peanut butter balls snowflake cookies chocolate pie apple cranberry crisp these four sugary items are the limit of my...25 DEC
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alliteration at its finest
it feels like friday today. a nice, quiet friday. not like the two past fridays....22 DEC
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to the new year
i have made numerous trips to the alaskan City Of Some Lights, anchorage, though considerably fewer now that i live...22 DEC
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solstice sun
after my mood lifted dramatically with joats awesometastic suggestion for recovering my lost pictures, i took some pictures on my...21 DEC
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we dont believe in that
by the looks of the office kitchen, the concept of skinny Christians is against our religion....21 DEC
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monday positives
i want to end my day with some positives, with the few good things that did happen today:after nearly two...20 DEC
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bad day again
ive been away from my desk from 8am until 4pm doing a huge bulk mailer all by myself because my...20 DEC
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friday afternoons
i used to love friday afternoons - so quiet and calm. i could catch up on the little stuff i...17 DEC
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one and one is three
We had a little baby girl Made from San Francisco light We called her Dharma 'Cause the truth was plain...17 DEC
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current weather
thanks to christopher swingley at the international arctic research center at the university of alaska fairbanks for the handy dandy...16 DEC
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of olives
lets say that i do not eat olives. because i dont. eat olives that is. i do say that i...15 DEC
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best of squeegie
rannie is asking for submissions for his best of photoblogs 2004, and i am considering submitting a photo. it's not...15 DEC
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needs less pepper
you want to know why i never update my work website? really want to know? its because i built it...14 DEC
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do not use while prickly
against what one of my friend stubbornly believes, devils club is a real plant that grows in south central alaska...14 DEC
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the perfect tree
some of my favorite christmas memories from my childhood surround getting a christmas tree. because we lived in rural alaska,...13 DEC
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htaccess should wear a cape
i just implemented the fancy pants htaccess hotlinking protection lynne showed me, though i do not think that it is...12 DEC
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gollum impression
To Anyone Still Doing Gollum Impressions And Hissing 'My Precious' Every Chance You Get, Knock it off. Seriously. Thank you,...12 DEC
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bullets for friday
because i can only think in bullet points: 4pm on a friday is the perfect time to contact technical support...10 DEC
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happy birthday, steve
ohay - i almost forgot it was steves birthday today! good thing he posted about it, otherwise i would have...08 DEC
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wish list
i just signed up for secret santa, and you should too. or, rather, you could just buy me something from...08 DEC
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open letter to software makers
dear software makers, when updating very important information and upgrades in your software, please do not force me to restart...07 DEC
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i hate hotlinkers
Beautifull_Letdown has herpes sprint111 has herpes, too meaniepunk has herpes as well and even kiss2039 has herpes its a hotlinking...06 DEC
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like a tupperware party, only different
last night i attended a sex toy party. and while both my husband and the friend i invited initially thought...04 DEC
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santa has a shipping budget
you want to know the reason why santa doesnt shop online? shipping to the north pole is OUTRAGEOUS. ups does...03 DEC
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winter vehicle tips
Four Winter-Vehicular-Related Tips That Should Be Obvious Yet Some People Need To Learn The Hard Way do not hold your...02 DEC
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bye bye macro
it would seem that the moment i am asked to photograph some jewelry for a friend, all of my macro...01 DEC
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apropos of nothing
when i do a search at amazon.com that returns no items, why would amazon.com suggest to me three related searches...30 NOV
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a week in the life of newsletter season
so this is pretty much how the last seven ten days of my life has gone (notice three things missing...29 NOV
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a noble quest
i bought absolutely no socks today, but i did go out with a friend and b's sister (who came from...26 NOV
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fulfilled my duty
apparently i am #1 in a google search for fascist anarchists. i feel that my life is complete....26 NOV
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the thanksgiving edition
how the dog must sleep at my left hip - under the covers or on top - even though shes...25 NOV
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the magical un-rising yeast
ive been swamped with the newsletter at work, so its been quiet around here. and now i think betty crocker...24 NOV
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meta-meta
you know im spending too much time online with this newfangled web-log stuff when, during a small discussion at the...22 NOV
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its the mittens
flared pant legs. layered tees. bell sleeves. pink striped mittens. i feel like a walking gap ad today. dont know...22 NOV
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another one bites the dust
looks like my brother is broked now, too. sounds like his was more exciting as it involved blood. but then...20 NOV
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seriously
1// gigantic workplace-sized trash bags should not be clear. seriously. they should be black. shudder. 2// 45mb files should not...19 NOV
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garlic
while i do love garlic, perhaps chopping three cloves first thing in the morning was not the best of choices....19 NOV
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shooting in the cold
note 1: after 20 minutes outside in 0°F, you probably do not want to grab that aluminum tripod with your...17 NOV
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put my back into it
remember my husbands broked back? and how he was going back to work, Lord willing and the creek dont rise?...17 NOV
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burst of energy
'whats with the huge burst of energy tonight?' 'what burst of energy?' 'the burst that had you doing the dishes....16 NOV
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policies on grooving
all staff meeting minutes should include the following as an item for discussion: Policies dealing with 'If you ain't got...15 NOV
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completely unrelated
[a] i accidentally tied my hair into my tennis shoe laces this morning and didnt realize it until i went...15 NOV
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nothing on
there is absolutely nothing on the interwebnet this time of night....14 NOV
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self crowned, no doubt
it was complete anarchy for a while, but now it seems that my sinuses have come out as the Supreme...13 NOV
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about snot
blowing my nose changes the pressure in my sinuses such that the other nostril will begin leaking at an alarming...12 NOV
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the incredibles
the incredibles: most awesomest. the humor, action, exploaiona were great, and the animation was fantastic. edna mode was definitely my...11 NOV
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an open letter
to whoever turned my alarm off yesterday or last night: not only did my dreams contain computerized versions of myslelf,...11 NOV
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found item
in a donated day planner, blank and unused but for a single page in the TO DO section, on which...10 NOV
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Nauyans Find Bosom Buddies In Neanderthals
Wins: 5 Losses: 1 Ties: 1 Fifths: 73 The Nauyans hosted last night's game against the Pangean Neanderthals that ended...10 NOV
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currently thinking
please please do not ever use these phrases in your writing: "for obvious reasons;" "it is painfully obvious that;" "obviously."...09 NOV
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why i love the internet #329
last week i went to this huge charity day sale at a local department store with a friend and fell...09 NOV
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all about the politics, baby
for a young couple in their twenties who have no interest in anything political, having dinner with a newly elected...08 NOV
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may i take your picture?
i took a ton of pictures for work this weekend at a work event, and got really good at asking...08 NOV
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victim of the titties
its not every day that i get a comment from 'titty twister victim' that isnt spam....08 NOV
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on being an adult
23 years old, and i still have trouble pulling my coat sleeve over my mittens. i think that is grounds...08 NOV
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under attack
rhapsodic.org, under attack!! [via]...07 NOV
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decorations
the day after the devils holiday, my new upstairs neighbors promptly removed all of their spooky decorations and i thought...07 NOV
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sunday morning
the dog needs to learn that weekend = sleep in; 9am does not count as sleeping in, especially when it...07 NOV
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alien pods
something so close that it looks like something else. suggested by maker....04 NOV
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step away
okay, Valette this is an intervention step away from cafepress.com...03 NOV
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the best ive ever had
and i find it kinda funny i find it kinda sad the dreams in which im dying are the best...03 NOV
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Can't Say No to the Nauyans
Wins: 4 Losses: 1 Ties: 0 Fifths: 62 Nanwalek won a home game last night against the Washington Insiders. "They...03 NOV
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size matters
not one woman in my bible study group has hair longer than their shoulders. only one woman has hair that...02 NOV
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photo stamps
right when i was ready to order some spiffy customized photo stamps for christmas, they stop taking orders. i didnt...01 NOV
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no candy
you bring your little snot nosed kid to my door, somehow bypassing our locked building entrance, and my dog will...31 OCT
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daylight savings
even though some family members are looking out for me, if it werent for computers automatically updating their time for...31 OCT
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on strike
i was talking with my mother over the phone during my lunch break today, and she had the audacity to...29 OCT
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Nauyans Squash Cockroaches
Wins: 3 Losses: 1 Ties: 0 Fifths: 47 The Nauyans went against the Adak Cockroaches Tuesday night and came away...28 OCT
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lunar eclipse
i missed the lunar eclipse last night, only to dream about it. rather, dream about me thinking i missed it,...28 OCT
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tree63 in concert
last friday night i attended my first concert ever and had a blast. the full blame of my depravity rests...27 OCT
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live-in cynic
id like to offer my services as a live-in cynic. the price is good, and the sarcasm is dry....26 OCT
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lynnes birthday
go wish lynne a happy birthday/anniversary/we love you day....26 OCT
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Another Nauyan Victory
Wins: 2 Losses: 1 Ties: 0 Fifths: 41 (would have been more if those bloody girls hadnt broked it all)...26 OCT
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meat in the microwave
when you say it with the same inflection six times to six seperate people, it comes to have a poetic...25 OCT
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buscemi pharmacy
my pharmicist roger looks suspiciously like steve buscemi; not an identical match, of course, but close enough to be his...22 OCT
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Nauyans Crushed at Home
Wins: 1 Losses: 1 Ties: 0 Fifths: 34 In a surprising upset, the Anchorage Rockhoppers beat the Nauyans 4-3 on...22 OCT
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xbox
there is a new toy in my apartment, all shiny and new, our new xbox. and it scares the crap...21 OCT
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comic sans you to death
if you send our organization a financial/high priority form printed in NOTHING but comic sans, you can be rest assured...20 OCT
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loor-eem eye-pus-em
a conversation over intercom two minutes ago: co-worker: im on my computer, and its all in a different language. how...20 OCT
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First Nauyan Win
Wins: 1 Losses: 0 Ties: 0 Fifths: 10 The Nauyans whipped up after the pansy penguins last night in what...19 OCT
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driver archetypes
i and the rest of fairbanks woke to two inches of snow the perfect consistency for snowballs. the morning on...19 OCT
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me like hockey
Having just realized that the first hockey game starts tonight at 9.30, the Nauyans are currently boating over to Homer...18 OCT
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places to dream
the five most common scenes for my dreams:a bathroomhotel tower/roofmy parents house (childhood home)a grocery storea car...18 OCT
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photo suggestion 3
photo suggestion 3: the tallest building in fairbanks. as suggested by maker....18 OCT
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monks
bleeding throat monks!...17 OCT
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Nanwalek Nauyans
somehow i got roped into being a part of the blogospheric hockey league, home of the Best Hockey on teh...16 OCT
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pomegranate season
guacamole with pomegranite seeds pomegranate juice and jelly how to de-seed a pomegranate and more pomegranate recipes...14 OCT
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can you tell me how to get
sometime in the past few weeks, pbs changed its afternoon schedule and did not once consult me. it used to...14 OCT
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photo suggestion 2
photo suggestion 2: the oldest building still standing in fairbanks. as suggested by maker. it took quite a bit of...12 OCT
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tingly cheeks
i just spent 45 minutes strolling through downtown oohing and ahhing at the old buildings while the sun got dangerously...11 OCT
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cellular
we finally joined the ranks of the new millenium and are now a one-cellphone family. all of my brothers and...11 OCT
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did you just grab my ass?
a night at the roxbury soundtrack is the perfect pick-me-up cd. and if you havent seen the movie, then get...10 OCT
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identity crisis debunked, an exercise
i am a wife i am a lover i am a sister i am a daughter i am an aunt...08 OCT
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healing is a rollercoaster
i stood in the shower two mornings ago while the lyrics ran through my mind. i mused how those lyrics...07 OCT
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angelina jolie
I LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE DOES ANYONE ELSE LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE SHE HAS REALLY BIG LIPS...07 OCT
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you know it
when the work day starts with an extended Staff-Meeting (read aloud with finger quotes) at a nearby coffee house, the...06 OCT
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photo suggestion 1
photo suggestion 1: anger. as suggested by nomad....06 OCT
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n is for no
its easier to tell someone 'no' through email - or even a contact form - than it is over instant...04 OCT
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crowd participation
what pictures would you like to see posted here? things around my apartment, around fairbanks, around the office, what have...02 OCT
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parade of homes
i spent all day drooling through the parade of homes. houses #10 and #12 were by far the best and...02 OCT
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the stuff of my life
see, ive been super busy. with... stuff. thats right, stuff. fer instance, i moved my brothers site over to my...02 OCT
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how to not do business
back in may i was looking to get some new bras. the local stores (all three of them) did not...30 SEP
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first snow storm
we had a miniature blizzard for all of 60 seconds last night that left me humming 'winter wonderland' all...28 SEP
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the bassist has my heart
they make me happy drag queen moviesice water on a cold morningthe smell of vanilla nut cream coffee groundsseeing Matt...27 SEP
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i have proof
told you....27 SEP
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jiggle it
as joat nicely pointed out, i am #1 in a google search for jiggle inseam. and apparently no one got...25 SEP
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snow
it is snowing. right now. snowing. no denying any more. its winter....25 SEP
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things to not tell your mother
Things To Not Tell Your Mother youre not taking your vitaminswho at school has the best drugsyou havent gotten a...24 SEP
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six sucky things about yesterday
yesterday was pretty sucky, but not for reasons one might think. first sucky thing: i had to work. well, at...23 SEP
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two years
she has been in my dreams a lot lately. she is in trouble and i cannot help her. i try...22 SEP
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dear alaskan drivers
Dear Alaskan drivers, I know that this is Alaska. I have lived here all of my 23 years of life....20 SEP
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aarrr
red/black/white striped shirt: check extra long bandana on head: check boots: check sea legs: check gold hoop earring: check black...20 SEP
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talk like a pirate
aarrr. rap like a pirate. riddle like a pirate....19 SEP
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very good
from a feedback questionnaire created and writen by someone in a completely different company, emailed to me for printing purposes:...17 SEP
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confused incompetent and stupid
talking to the insurance company makes me feel like a 10 year old child who cannot even tie her shoes...17 SEP
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speedy delivery
i love the way my ups delivery man calls me by my last name every time he comes by the...16 SEP
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lotion
it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again yes, precious, it gets the hose...16 SEP
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mom's cranberry tea
with b and i both sick over the course of the past few weeks, we have had a near-endless supply...15 SEP
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four random thoughts
if your are going to be spending more than five minutes outside, it is now the season for wearing gloves....14 SEP
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chilly
dereks monday bug reminds me so much of my childhood dog Chilly. she was a black chihuahua mix that my...13 SEP
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flying frisbee
flying frisbee puppy dogs. the best way to kick off the weekend. [via]...10 SEP
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perhaps
perhaps my body is trying to make up for the 102 hours i slept during the past five days while...09 SEP
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chain gang
i am back at work today, but moving in slow motion. not the cool kind of slow motion with sound...09 SEP
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saline wash
nasal and sinus saline washes. you know you want to try it....08 SEP
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full of hate
i hate my couch. i hate my waterbed. i hate my lungs. i hate my throat. i hate my sinuses....08 SEP
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letter of the day
prairie dawn, sweetie, you know that cookie monster is going to eat the letter of the day just like he...07 SEP
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cold
at least ive had something to do this weekend: battle this awful cold. it started in my throat like it...06 SEP
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threes company
1// apparently my left ankle is the ankle i sit on all the time. at work, at home, that is...04 SEP
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cordially
if four different people told you, "make sure you tell Valette she is invited," wouldnt you, oh i dont know,...03 SEP
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also
some nice semi packed very high drove down the road this morning around 8 and snapped the cable line into...03 SEP
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bike-0, car-1
on my bike ride home from work last night, a woman driving a white four-door sedan failed to stop at...03 SEP
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it does matter
someone just donated a 19 inch monitor that i immediately claimed. i told the boss that if i needed to,...02 SEP
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care package
super nintendo games, used book store credit, and conditioner. thats what i call a care package....02 SEP
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bed-3, bike-0
i have been having problems getting out of bed in the mornings this week. i can hardly get up in...02 SEP
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three days
i just found out that labor day is on monday, giving me a three day weekend. what to do?...01 SEP
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happiness is
happiness is a well-fitted bra....31 AUG
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vice guide to everything
Don't go to a doctor unless you have to crawl there. Operating at home is fun and easy. Never go...31 AUG
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hot topic
movable type 3.1 released with some great new features along with the developers contest plugin pack and a professional network,...31 AUG
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do you know?
did you know that the sky is blue? and there are clouds hanging in said blue sky? clouds that are...31 AUG
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in the groove
when im nervous, i tend to not breathe out. i breathe in fine and dandy, but i forget to expel...30 AUG
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presentation
i have to do this presentation for work tonight, and i dont really want to do it, but it does...30 AUG
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special
it takes one special of a mood to make me cry at without a paddle....28 AUG
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just download it
me: "we need to upgrade that computer to xp pro because blah blah blah. Local Company has it for $X...27 AUG
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speak up poster contest
shove it up your em space and other good posters at the speak up poster contest. i wonder if i...27 AUG
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writing tip
'quick' writing 'tip': if you are using 'words' and 'phrases' in a 'non-traditional' or 'illustrative' way in order to make...26 AUG
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screen grab
screen grab confab too fun - check out mine. what are you working on right now?...25 AUG
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cracker snatcher
im fed up with people eating my food in the refrigerator at work, so i have started labeling my packages:there...25 AUG
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yackety schmackety
"blah blah blah ... city council blah blah ... guaranteeed to vote for me ... yadda yadda ... im so...24 AUG
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super mario 3
nick at authenticgeek has a new design up based on super mario 3 that is the greatest thing in the...24 AUG
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silver lining
but look at the bright side: even though it may have a spiffy foot-pedal-operated sink, i still managed to avoid...23 AUG
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borked
the sewer is still down. the phone system is borked. the boss drank all my milk and ate all my...23 AUG
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who knew
who knew it would have been so easy. so very easy. too easy, perhaps?...21 AUG
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not mine, i swear
OKAY. just so we are all on the same page. the 'weblog' at http://rhapsodic.drunkmenworkhere.org/ is not my website. it is...21 AUG
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propaganda master
nomad: anyway, you totally rock and I don't care who knows it. Valette: rock on Valette: tell the world nomad:...20 AUG
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i get around
ive heard it said that it wouldn't be right to leave your best girl home on a saturday friday night....20 AUG
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good and bad
the flood is still present at the office, and the water and sewer have been turned off so as to...20 AUG
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the great flood
there are currently 3 inches of standing water in the office basement. all of the electrical systems and servers were...19 AUG
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what not to do
DO NOTwear pretty undies whilst bike riding. this includes anything with sequins, tassles, fuzzies, stategically placed holes, and g-strings. trust...19 AUG
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new one
i havent seen this kind of virus email before:Dear user mistress@rhapsodic.org, Your email account has been used to send a...18 AUG
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one moment please
why are people so scared of voicemail and/or answering machines? do they really think that giving their message to a...18 AUG
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dropcash
dropcash is a new service that combines the power of paypal and typekey into a lean, mean, fundraising machine. it...18 AUG
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gender and rss
we did a little experiment here at rhapsodic.org to find out how gender balanced we are in our blog reading...17 AUG
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105
the thermometer outside my apartment building door is currently reading 105. this is the middle of august. we should be...16 AUG
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this is progress
after my one week of championship shin splinting, i have now been on a strict bike-to-work-and-bike-home-unless-you-pass-out regimine that has been...16 AUG
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all i want
all i want all i need is to be able to figure out how much your product will cost me...16 AUG
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state fair pictures
i finally got up the rest of my pictures from the tanana valley state fair. i had a great time...14 AUG
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gmail restored
almost two months after i lost my gmail address, i finally got it back with a lot of help from...13 AUG
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state fair rides
tanana valley state fair amusement rides gallery....13 AUG
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the list
in the half hour since i have been home, my husband has coughed up:three lungsa birda motorcycle covertwo bars of...12 AUG
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mirror project
three new mirror project submissions, the first of which guest stars my husband....12 AUG
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sleep to dream
all this getting-up-to-excercise bullocks is really getting in the way of my dreaming....12 AUG
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kennel in the car with diamonds
our landlords are re-caulking our bathtub and shower today. i had only a few options in taking care of lacey:stay...12 AUG
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multimap
get thee on multimap thus commandeth the Lord God [via]...12 AUG
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blacklist
mt-blacklist...11 AUG
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bike for a mini
i could bike down to my local geek store after work and buy myself a mini ipod in the shiny...11 AUG
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bittorrent
What do people -- and by "people," I mean human beings, not geeks -- want to use BitTorrent for? To...11 AUG
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bang bang
bang bang he shot me down bang bang i hit the ground bang bang that awful sound bang bang my...10 AUG
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where have all the themes gone
notice anything missing on the mozilla firefox theme download page? like screenshots? how am i supposed to know if i...10 AUG
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cheeky monkey
i bought two bicycles at a garage sale this weekend for pretty cheap: one for b and one for me....09 AUG
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down with socks
you people and your socks. forcing them on all of society. please just say no....09 AUG
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bastardizations of my first name
five bastardizations of my first nameColetteVioletValValetBabette...09 AUG
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napoleon dynamite
VOTE FOR PEDRO heck yes!...07 AUG
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back in a few
my brother is in town, so things may be quiet around here for a few days. smellyalater....06 AUG
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26 things
my 26 things (see also). im letting the pictures stand without verbiage this year. i dont know if that is...05 AUG
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the end of music
the end of music: the fifteen worst tracks in your own personal collection. do i ever have some doozies. i...05 AUG
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oceanfront property
i rearranged the sidebars to give the fragments section better real estate. is anyone reading those?...04 AUG
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popup killer test
test the strength of your popup blocker with this popup killer test. it was actually pretty fun to go through,...04 AUG
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spider-man crayons
Now this...this is green! In fact, it's called "Green!" It's grass, it's stems, it's everything you need it to be....04 AUG
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cant do it
while i may have the dangerously curvy body, super sharp wit, and exceedingly good looks of a super heroine, i...03 AUG
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peasants quest
peasants quest: get medieval revenge on trogdor for burninating your cottage (or cheat, whatever). [via]...03 AUG
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four letters
ever so slightly related: if you knew your mother was reading your blog (hi mom! *waves*), would you edit out...03 AUG
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bourne supremacy
the bourne supremacy gave me the biggest headache ive had in quite a while. apparently the director decided to pinch...03 AUG
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2004
not by the baja
why alaska is so far away. [via]...02 AUG
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life is pain
looks like on my fifth day of jogging after umpteen years of decidedly not-jogging, i have shin splints. i had...02 AUG
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tibbar tibbar
rabbit rabbit...01 AUG
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jogging: day 3
morning number three in the jogging excursion has gone well, which is surprising because IT IS SATURDAY and i should...31 JUL
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swank
i just got the go ahead to come up with (and buy) the perfect computer for all my work- (and...30 JUL
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2004
have i told you lately that i love you
have i mentioned lately how much i love my internet family? because you guys are beautiful. choco chip cookies for...30 JUL
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2004
save me
the creepy client who has been hanging around the office waaay to much lately is presently sitting outside my office...29 JUL
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2004
shes in there
last night i announced to my husband and my dog and the world that i would be getting up a...29 JUL
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2004
black and white
photoblogs.org soliciting techniques on converting digital photos to black and white. im pretty partial on the channel mixer, myself....28 JUL
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2004
internet-less
my computer at work doesnt want to recognize the internet even though it can see the server and all other...28 JUL
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2004
golden days
this is the first year that i have attended any of the golden days events. the street fair was... well,...27 JUL
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2004
donnie darko
what the hell happened? cliffs notes and other relevant questions about donnie darko. i adored this movie and cannot wait...26 JUL
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2004
pounding
there is nothing like the rhythmic pounding of a flagpole rope slapping against the flagpole for thirty minutes straight when...26 JUL
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happiness is
happiness is a tickle fight and an one hour family nap....25 JUL
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no, really
sometimes you really should not hang out with old high school buddies....23 JUL
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logo bashing
corporate logos made into profanities and dodge ram = uterus ive been giggling for the past fifteen minutes about those....23 JUL
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2004
moms house album
i put up an album of the pictures i took at my mothers home. i love my mom....23 JUL
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2004
raining
let the rain come wash over me let the rain come purify my soul let the rain come falling from...23 JUL
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2004
one more soul
i recently convinced one of my sisters-in-law to give her soul over to the almighty blog. lady bossco is her...22 JUL
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amazed
its amazing how much tidying up one can do on an hour lunch break when one is under pressure....22 JUL
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2004
the ie hack to end all ie hacks
jr found a spiffy little gem on the webmasterworld forums that will (supposedly) negate the need for hundreds of ie...21 JUL
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2004
what a view
the view from my mothers house; the view with which i grew up; the view i still miss....21 JUL
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potted woes
i took a clipping of one of my mothers plants while i was in homer and potted it so that...20 JUL
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2004
travelling buddy
when i am on a long road trip, i will sometimes collect a travelling buddy. this is someone who is...20 JUL
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2004
happy blood all over day
...tonight you're going to present all of this to your husband so he'll understand that he risks being raped in...20 JUL
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2004
totally fucking awesome
totally fucking awesome...20 JUL
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2004
back from the road trip
for every zippy litttle driver on alaskan highways who wants to go 10-15 miles over the speed limit (raises hand),...19 JUL
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2004
im leaving first thing in
im leaving first thing in the morning. the boy is even going in to work late to make sure i...15 JUL
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2004
free birthday meal
cheap stingy bastard has a list of restaurants that will give you a free meal on your birthday. i can...15 JUL
2004
2004
summer reading list
since everyone is posting their summer reading list, i thought id post mine, as well. but its long, so beware....15 JUL
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2004
sour skittles
sour skittles are guaranteed 25% more fun than regular skittles. however, i would suggest not licking your finger, dipping it...14 JUL
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2004
no satisfaction
after nearly a week of smoke-free life, the stuff rolled back into town for a bit today. and again its...14 JUL
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2004
wrong math
maybe my math is wrong, but if i print 500 of the outside page one day, then 1330 of the...14 JUL
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2004
figures
the nights where you need the most sleep will invariably be the nights where you get the least amount of...14 JUL
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2004
300
i just recorded my 300th dream. its about being angry with b....12 JUL
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2004
four pickles
SubWay Worker: what else would you like on your ham sandwich? Lady In Front Of Me: nothing. SWW: nothing? LIFOM:...12 JUL
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2004
to the sea
which reminds me. im going to homer this weekend to goof off with my brother and offer up emotional support...12 JUL
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2004
tide tables
having not lived anywhere close to the ocean for a few years, i no longer have tide books in my...11 JUL
2004
2004
waiting
a friend was supposed to call me before 10am and then i was going to meet her and her sister...10 JUL
2004
2004
the rss blues
im not really understanding these mt rss templates. i know what i want it to look like in the aggregator,...10 JUL
2004
2004
moms zucchini bread
when there is jack-all to do online, and jack-all to talk about with the few souls online, and jack-all the...09 JUL
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2004
tell me
somebody told me......09 JUL
2004
2004
mozilla exploit
mozilla has an exploited vulnerability. but at least theres a fix for it. ive recently wondered if the reason there...08 JUL
2004
2004
another newlsetter rant
i love how the newsletter process is dragged out so long that there is only a one week break between...08 JUL
2004
2004
move em on head em up
how does she always get rawhide in her eyebrow?...07 JUL
2004
2004
slobs
people are intrinsically slobs. yes, even good, christian people. yes, even the good, christian people i work with. slobs....07 JUL
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2004
it is i
it is i, captain vegetable with my carrots and my celery...07 JUL
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2004
puppy update
an update on the puppy: the tenant came home around noon on sunday. all day we saw the dog following...07 JUL
2004
2004
why?
my brother is in anchorage right now. he is six hours away in a car, one hour away in a...06 JUL
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2004
thank you
thank you for overreacting to the smallest things. thank you for often being angry. thank you for making me feel...05 JUL
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2004
also right now
also right now: one of the people in an upstairs apartment is (i think) moving out; i saw her carrying...04 JUL
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right now
right now: sunshine. the smoke is dissipating. later: blue skies! holy cow! sing me some irving berlin....04 JUL
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2004
inundated
i just deleted 535 spamalicious comments from melissas site. i happened to hop online just as the creep was inundating...03 JUL
2004
2004
braids
when going for a ride on a motorcycle, it is imperative that people with hair over 30 inches in length...03 JUL
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2004
boundary fire map
boundary fire map - at least its not moving south currently....02 JUL
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2004
dont hate me
in celebration of my 3rd blog anniversary (i refuse to call it my blogiversary because i dont want to sound...02 JUL
2004
2004
foggy
will someone please tell me how in the world i am supposed to breathe through a dust mask without my...02 JUL
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ash
this is what the ash on my car looks like....01 JUL
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2004
quiet
quiet...01 JUL
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26
im up for another round of 26 things....30 JUN
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2004
texas-sized
the fires are coming closer to fairbanks. the smoke cloud is the size of texas. the size of texas. im...30 JUN
2004
2004
all entries
you should be aware that choosing to list all entries in power-editing mode in the movable type interface, your computer...30 JUN
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2004
mozilla is the answer
another ie exploit can cost you highly confidential information, like bank account numbers. for the love of your peter, for...30 JUN
2004
2004
colon forward slash
"You can visit our twenty-four hour support on the web at: h-t-t-p-colon-forwardslah-forwardslash doubleyou-doubleyou-doubleyou-dot..." i didnt realize people still said urls...30 JUN
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2004
transported
lift the handset and dial a number to be transported to another place [via] too short....30 JUN
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2004
the end times
the sky is so dark that the street lights are on all day and all night. this morning, the clouds...30 JUN
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2004
with an e
if youre going to look for porn, use the right spelling. [via]...29 JUN
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2004
free as in coffee
this is getting crazy. im setting up a linklog. converting cgi movable type templates to php [via] wow, what a...29 JUN
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2004
lingering smoke
do you have to, do you have to let it linger?...29 JUN
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2004
a pack a day
there are about three hundred forest fires in interior alaska right now, and the smoke has finally settled into the...28 JUN
2004
2004
wake up call
one of the downsides of the sun setting around 1am and rising around 3am is that friends can jolt out...27 JUN
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2004
lily pad favicon
i hate how every site powered by typepad now has the typepad lily pad logo thing as their favicon....26 JUN
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2004
fast company
fastcompany.com has a stupid linking policy. hm....26 JUN
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2004
that smell
i love how my fingers smell like basil all morning....26 JUN
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2004
sushi ettiquite
sushi ettiquite ubuweb: 365 days project - a free mp3 download for every day of 2003...25 JUN
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2004
another ie vulnerability
yet another reason to quit using internet explorer....25 JUN
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2004
natural disaster movie of %year%
Natural Disaster Movie of %YEAR% in ten steps 1// Misunderstood Scientist (caucasian, american, male), married to his job, presents Natural...24 JUN
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169 minutes
"Thank you for calling Internet Customer Support. We are experiencing a statewide outage on dial-up and email. If you still...24 JUN
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2004
midnight sun run
im scared of taking people pictures. some photographers say that being behind the lens makes them feel removed from whatever...24 JUN
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2004
walk through picknick
ive been into a slight depressive slump since my brother moved out of state, which means i have neglected all...24 JUN
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2004
watermelon salt
everyone who sprinkles salt on watermelon, please raise your hand....23 JUN
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2004
1993 to 2000
we (by which i mean the royal we, being the one and only me) are nearing our 2000th comment here...23 JUN
2004
2004
pepto rebellion
It certainly doesn't say "Buy our poo-goo" to me, but nothing in this commercial does. Does he have a bomb...23 JUN
2004
2004
trimming down
whether i find something cool online while im at home and know i want to play with it at work,...22 JUN
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2004
magic text
if youre into those magic eye illustrations, dig this: a plain text magic eye trick. [via]...22 JUN
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2004
seizure blocking, please
while i love the image blocking capabilities built into the mozilla family, i would love to see it extend to...22 JUN
2004
2004
the magic number
looks like i missed my three year blogging anniversary. huh. i dont feel any older....22 JUN
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2004
sostice sunset
summer solstice sunset...22 JUN
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2004
what it means to me
if you decide to start some addictive behavior out of the blue, and the only reason you have for doing...22 JUN
2004
2004
percission
animated percussive music. 35 mb mpg file, but worth the download. [via]...21 JUN
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2004
cold meals
cold meals --or-- foods that do not require heating/cooking ice cream popsicles fruit cheese fresh vegetables veggie salad potato salad...21 JUN
2004
2004
ac alaska campaign
at a whopping 95°F and holding, i am about to embark on a mission to aircondition the entire state of...20 JUN
2004
2004
two, in fact
jet tea lacey my camera i only have so many hands. can it be done?...19 JUN
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2004
fractal art
chaoscopia: surreal fractal art. [via]...19 JUN
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2004
gmail screwups
thanks to the lovely lovely natalie at luminescent, i got myself another gmail address. which means i am at least...19 JUN
2004
2004
mt migration
and for future reading: migrating from mt 2.x to mt 3.0d...18 JUN
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2004
8 tracks?
nice to know that, in terms of its technology, my office isnt as far behind as some....18 JUN
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2004
the only body you will ever have
herbal body care recipies of yumminess: salt or sugar scrubs, body butter, and lip balm....18 JUN
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2004
me so horny
horny dreams leave me feeling that way all day long....17 JUN
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2004
why indeed
why cant life be better?...17 JUN
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2004
i miss her
i will never stop missing her....16 JUN
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2004
mt pricing structure change
six apart has announced a change in their pricing structure for Movable Type 3.0dev. i think it is wonderful that...16 JUN
2004
2004
simplebits contest
simplebits is holding a contest for a free copy of the new book, web standards solutions. all you have to...16 JUN
2004
2004
ask metafilter
there are some great topics on ask metafilter today: in movies, why do women lift their leg while kissing? tips...16 JUN
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2004
did i ask?
did i ask you to push it?...16 JUN
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2004
wicked worn 4
that wicked worn look: part 4 the whole series was a bit of a dissapointment....16 JUN
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2004
stolen gmail
do me a favor? wouldja send off a bunch of emails to valette@gmail.com and ask the person "why did you...16 JUN
2004
2004
in my head
Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma t�te....15 JUN
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2004
vs, not long
victorias secret needs a lesson in photoshop. notlong: an uri redirection similar to tinyurl, only with more customization features....15 JUN
2004
2004
phones down
the telephones in our whole apartment building are down. wats up with the phone company not having an after hours...15 JUN
2004
2004
soft serve
1 teeny miniature schnauzer 1 field of fresh growing grass 5 patches of bright yellow dandelions 1 loving father figure...15 JUN
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and its red
we got a new toy this weekend....14 JUN
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2004
free snorkel
only in kenya. free snorkel with every visit....13 JUN
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2004
what babe?
you remind me of the babe....12 JUN
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2004
helium
black. as is my need. bleeding. as is my heart. stringberg and helium. heeeliuuuuuuum. needs speakers. definitely....11 JUN
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2004
menopausal
8a - noon: sunny sunny noon - 4p: HOT HOT dear lord its too hot 4.30 - 6p: dark, cloudy,...11 JUN
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2004
synidcate, people!
okay, yes. other people have said it in the past. and i sniggered at their holier-than-thou attitude. but now. it...11 JUN
2004
2004
rather not, thanks
five things id rather not talk aboutdefecationany television showpolitics (including but not limited to: the current president, the future president,...10 JUN
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2004
why
why do you have to make every little thing all about you? why do you get angry that im angry...10 JUN
2004
2004
expression download
microsoft recently bought out creature house expression. while it may sound like a greeting card company, its actually a vector-based...10 JUN
2004
2004
mmm... donuts
if no one in the office cares for chocolate-smothered, coconut-sprinkled doughnuts, then i cannot be rightly held responsible for eating...09 JUN
2004
2004
wicked worn 3
that wicked worn look: part 3...09 JUN
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2004
robert greaves
oh, Robert Greaves, why do you make cameo appearances in my dreams?...08 JUN
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2004
forever my ass
"you really need to start getting along with your siblings, because your grandparents and parents will die someday. but siblings...07 JUN
2004
2004
grief
this photo makes me want to cry....07 JUN
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2004
alaskan blood
i know that everyone will call me a baby. and i know that i 'dont know real heat until youve...07 JUN
2004
2004
damask
residents names damask backgrounds Nigritude Ultramarine its been too long since ive posted a picture of my dog, so there...07 JUN
2004
2004
physics of a freezer
lets open the floor to a good physics discussion, shall we? how long will it take for my refrigerator motor...06 JUN
2004
2004
mosquito fur coat
the good news is that millions more mosquitos are dead. the bad news is that i dont know if they...06 JUN
2004
2004
glad i came
i have to admit that last night and this morning, i was very worried about my decision. i wondered if...05 JUN
2004
2004
last minute road trip
....aaaaaand with a last-last-last minute decision, im driving to anchorage tonight so i can visit my neice in the hospital....04 JUN
2004
2004
happiness is
happiness is getting my hands in the dirt, planting flowers, and getting muddy. all while getting paid for it....04 JUN
2004
2004
ocean
ive been thinking a lot lately about the ocean. specifically, how much i miss it. there is nothing that makes...03 JUN
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2004
very important things
if you have a dry, cynical sense of humour (it must be spelled with a 'u' when accompanied by the...02 JUN
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2004
test
a test for lynne. nothing to see here. move along....02 JUN
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2004
army
ive been sewing up a storm lately (can three items really be considered 'a storm'?), and am most proud of...02 JUN
2004
2004
favorite favicons
favorite favicons....02 JUN
2004
2004
sans sub
the saddest story you ever did hear: i stood in line for the 20 minutes it took to get my...02 JUN
2004
2004
27 and a heif
did you know there are 27 1/2 rhapsodic.org�s to the hectare? i most certainly didnt. good to know....02 JUN
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2004
well balanced
fresh corn on the cob and buttermilk buiscuits do not a complete meal make....02 JUN
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2004
wicked worn 2
the wicked worn look: part 2....02 JUN
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2004
infectious problems
in figuring out a booting problem with one of the office computers, i managed to royally screw up my own...01 JUN
2004
2004
sleeeeep
i really really really really really really really need to get some sleep before work tomorrow morning. convinced yet?...01 JUN
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2004
firefox bug
i just reinstalled firefox on my home computer, and the popups are all screwy. when something pops up that i...01 JUN
2004
2004
plinks
purple numbers, plinks, and pink numbers. when will the insanity end?...01 JUN
2004
2004
rejected
css naming conventions. theyre all so... boring. and yet, im just as guilty as the rest. rejecting the rejection letter....30 MAY
2004
2004
pansy
apparently the dog doesnt limit herself to eating only dandelions. the next time i catch her standing IN my flower...29 MAY
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2004
with the movers
Valette: your scalp is going to slough off, you know Valette: all those chemicals nomad: I'm meeelting. meeeeeelting. Valette: dont...28 MAY
2004
2004
stock photography suggestions
royalty-free stock photography suggestions...28 MAY
2004
2004
weekend to do
i took today off from work to give me a nice cushy weekend. and since i cant find my dayplaner,...28 MAY
2004
2004
loop turner
i just turned two huge loops of fabric (probably an inch+ wide and four feet long) without a fancy loop...27 MAY
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2004
guacomole
how can you live without guacamole?...27 MAY
2004
2004
thank you for watching
vincent twice, vincent twice...27 MAY
2004
2004
bitten feet
why are mosquito bites on the feet almost impossible to ignore? much more so than bites on any meaty part...27 MAY
2004
2004
more cowbell
more cowbell!...26 MAY
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2004
so far
he lives so far away from me...26 MAY
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2004
take me out
franz ferdinand - take me out. introduced to me by seansix. thought i would share some of the love....26 MAY
2004
2004
choco peanut butter
i could really go for a glacier milk shake right now. anyone in homer want to mail me one? chocolate...25 MAY
2004
2004
icelandic milk
"afterwards it will be 1985 and you will be thirsty for icelandic milk" (quicktime). [via]...25 MAY
2004
2004
stabbing dream
last night i dreamt i stabbed melissa in the thigh with b's diving knife. she bled all over my car...24 MAY
2004
2004
kat kuhns
dani informed me just a bit ago that a classmate from high school, Kate Kuhns, died this evening of brain...24 MAY
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2004
doubletype
doubletype is an "open source graphical typeface designer that builds TrueType font file[s]." woo!...24 MAY
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2004
drafting patterns
im linking this pattern drafting program so i can find it at home....24 MAY
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2004
kaleidodraw
kaleidodraw: a fun way to waste 20 minutes....24 MAY
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2004
on base yard sales
community yard sales on the military base are great if you have children. otherwise, they blow chunks....23 MAY
2004
2004
dye color chart
koolaid dye color chart [via]...21 MAY
2004
2004
boobies!
what is WITH all the commentary on this site lately? i need to balance it with a boobies link, or...21 MAY
2004
2004
of hair, knuckles, and blood
i give myself nearly enough time to get to the office presentable (read: not smelly) each weekday morning. sometimes i...21 MAY
2004
2004
aack
another friend gives in to the dark side of the internet and gets a blog: aack....21 MAY
2004
2004
craftster
i am now completely addicted to craftster....21 MAY
2004
2004
it is summer
the dog and i have been spending quite a bit of time the past few days on the tiny lawn...20 MAY
2004
2004
fun stuff
i just got back from a very long (and surprisingly enjoyable) staff lunch. i love when there is leftover food...20 MAY
2004
2004
troy in fifteen minutes
PEOPLE OF TROY: Paaaaaaartay!PARIS: *mopes*PEOPLE OF TROY: *get bombed and fall asleep in the gutter*The Greeks climb out of the...20 MAY
2004
2004
homstar runner wiki
the homestar runner wiki has everything you ever wanted to know about the crew. most awesomely, it has transcripts and...19 MAY
2004
2004
no stealing
it is a really bad idea to convince the dog to crawl back under the covers at/after 7.30am. i am...19 MAY
2004
2004
how do you?
how i am using movable type by valette, age 23 i am using one installation of movable type for my...18 MAY
2004
2004
gmail login
if i cannot log into my gmail account, how am i supposed to open a help ticket?...18 MAY
2004
2004
circles of hell
You will spend eternity doing Theater 101 exercises. All righty! Get started playing Soundball. Then after about fifty years, I'll...18 MAY
2004
2004
board games
summer board games suggestions....17 MAY
2004
2004
dumpster rabbit
i am so hard up for friends that i accompanied someone dumpster-diving (for wood for art projects, nothing terribly gross...17 MAY
2004
2004
restrictions
Restrictions: They only keep you down, man....17 MAY
2004
2004
thief
my brother is back on the internet and already stealing my content. sheesh....17 MAY
2004
2004
clarification
looks like the six apart crew clarified their user licesnses for the new developer edition this morning. the biggest changes...15 MAY
2004
2004
incredibles trailer
the incredibles! i caught the teaser at the begining of some movie i rented (finding nemo, maybe?) and could not...14 MAY
2004
2004
pixel block
someone needs to buy me a pixel block set. then i would love you long time....14 MAY
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2004
color blender
color blender by eric meyer. too much fun and yet incredibly useful....14 MAY
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2004
chil, yo
dear blogopshere...13 MAY
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2004
chette
considering all the animosity verbalized against our in/out board, im actually very surprised it took this long for the...13 MAY
2004
2004
mt release
ive been trying all day to formulate my thoughts on the new movable type release and its accompanying pricing structure....13 MAY
2004
2004
blah blah walmart
will everyone please just shut up about the new walmart that recently opened in town? its like jesus has returned...12 MAY
2004
2004
fixed
hey. looky looky. melissas broken database up and fixed itself. i think im still going to switch it to mysql,...11 MAY
2004
2004
new zelda
nintendo reveals a new, realistic zelda for the game cube. the demo clip looks way cool. i really post this...11 MAY
2004
2004
fat-kins diet
shut up and have a bagel. fat-kins diet....11 MAY
2004
2004
mix cd offer
i was offering a mix cd way back when, and promised to post a playlist so the viewiers at home...10 MAY
2004
2004
ie/mozilla conflict
ive spent weeks getting this internal procedures html-based porogram recovered from the dying robohelp and into a more compatible format....10 MAY
2004
2004
goodbye girl
my brother and i have become the best of friends through the five years i have been living in fairbanks,...09 MAY
2004
2004
tapeworms
all you never wanted to know about beef tapeworms, and then some. [via]...07 MAY
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2004
kiss
after my whining and snivelling request for some sort of a firefox extension to curb tooltip cropping, my friend maker...07 MAY
2004
2004
crass
how to make friends by telephone (just call 1-900...) evil url - similar to tinyurl, but more crass. we like...06 MAY
2004
2004
official officiator officilating
the official "official" registry of the internet there are some crazy people on the internet; who better to organize them?...06 MAY
2004
2004
to the elements
its raining. which isnt fair. my butt is wet. i left all the windows open in my car last night....06 MAY
2004
2004
lazyweb
id like to see a mozilla extension that lengthens the default display for the title attribute. pretty please. with a...05 MAY
2004
2004
bethany correira
pray for bethany correiras family as her body was probably found in a gravel pit near talkeetna yesterday. it feels...05 MAY
2004
2004
oh yes
the band name generator comes up with gems such as 'yougurt,' 'senior citizens, and 'sea-monkeys.' it is, in other words,...05 MAY
2004
2004
spam spam bacon and spam
i just got a gmail account. woohoo! somebody spam me, please? valette@gmail.com...05 MAY
2004
2004
gutengerg
compare and contrast two copies of johann gutenberg�s bible, the first real book to be printed using the technique of...05 MAY
2004
2004
official
with everybody getting into this 'official _____ of the internet' thingy-wingy, im feeling left out. what better way to alleviate...05 MAY
2004
2004
tendonitis my friend
my forearms are screaming at the prospect of another 4+ hours of newsletter folding today. why arent volunteers showing up?...05 MAY
2004
2004
with bunnies
the shining in 30 seconds, with bunnies. and, in case you missed it, the exorcist in 30 seconds, with bunnies....04 MAY
2004
2004
green
she swears. a lot. in other news, the hardly-passable-for-a-lawn patch of grass outside our apartment building has a strange green...04 MAY
2004
2004
changes in the tide
when does 'having a party' turn into a 'dinner party'? when does 'hanging out with friends' turn into 'having company...04 MAY
2004
2004
huh
this morning, the internet connection was eerily spotty. i could only receive mail on one of my accounts (they all...04 MAY
2004
2004
additction
my recent obsession makes me feel like im there, not here, for five glorious minutes. then my jet tea runs...03 MAY
2004
2004
take me away
i wish i were there. anywhere but here. any volunteers?...03 MAY
2004
2004
fondue sludge
the leftover fondue wont melt together. the folding maching is crumpling every third pieve of paper sent through it, no...03 MAY
2004
2004
newsletter opportunity!
anyone want to come fold a newsletter? the pay is nothing, but you get to hang out with me. how...03 MAY
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2004
love you more
learning to love you more: artists hand out assignements to people (non-artists? presumably). assignments both dull, like 'braid someones hair,'...02 MAY
2004
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recycled content
It was more like leaning against my filthy car in a grocery store parking lot, desperately chugging sugar syrup crap...30 APR
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find and replace
this little multiple find and replace tool just saved me hours of ctrl-h, enter, tab, enter, ctrl-s, ctrl-o, enter, ctrl-h......29 APR
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300 images
300 images from 1800 sites. proves you really cant get terribly creative when making an arrow icon....29 APR
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2004
super mario tradgedy part 4
part four of the super mario tradgedy is available... only one more part to finish the story (first three parts...29 APR
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2004
quality control
since im in work-rant mode: what makes you believe, really believe, that two quotes back to back makes for a...28 APR
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2004
shhh
one of my coworkers is sitting in her office on the other side of the building and singing stand by...28 APR
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whats copyright?
hey, guess what? this internet thing is CHOCK FULL of stuff like devotionals and articles and crap. wouldnt it be...28 APR
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tables
enough with this xhtml/css CRAP. im going back to tables. and frames. gah....28 APR
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eat a cookie
when i am sad, i eat a cookie...28 APR
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alternative
how, exactly, does 'every breath you take' by the police get classified as adult alternative?...27 APR
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best mp3s
how to make the best mp3s on earth....27 APR
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thank you thank you
nearing the end of a brief phone conversation... them: okay, i appreciate it.me: youre welcome.them: thank you. whats up with...26 APR
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nutella
someone brought nutella in to the office so those sad nutella virgins could pop their hazelnut cherries. the smell throws...26 APR
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disgusting
what disgusts you?...24 APR
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mefi swap offer
im making a mix cd for the mefi swap. and, like last time i participated, i want to make this...23 APR
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2004
full o wit
consider this something incredibly witty. im chewing on my spectacles ear piece right now. all for lynne....22 APR
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peeling paint
i have a peeling paint photo album up, using the most wonderful photostack....22 APR
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im healed!
what they dont tell you is hostess frosted donettes cure hiccoughs....22 APR
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and then
...then they took me to lunch, and sent me home two hours early. oh, joy!...21 APR
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angry letters
please, don't let the remains of any friendship be preserved solely in Angry Letters....21 APR
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for me
today is, apparently, Administrative Professional's Day, or Assistant's Day, or Secretary's Day, or whatever other politically correct term you want...21 APR
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lavendar frost
i am lavendar frost: pms 15-3507 You are extremely bright and may become bored if you are not stimulated or...20 APR
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2004
insect shop
make your own creepy crawly bugs with a flash insect shop. and other fun and interactive animations, like the awesome...20 APR
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furniture set
on saturday i bought a complete living room set from salvation army on a whim. those that know me will...19 APR
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2004
snowing
its snowing. its the middle of april. last week we had record highs in the mid-50s. right now, snow is...19 APR
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angry
i woke up angry. hurt and angry. and no matter how many times i tell myself: just a dream just...18 APR
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anchorage
my entire family is in anchorage this weekend. and now im kinda wishing i was too. in spite of my...16 APR
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piano rock
why do we forget dreams? and the best of piano rock...16 APR
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i see london
the day i wear a skirt, i will have to crawl around on the floor underneath peoples desks fixing computers....16 APR
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sound memories
isnt it wonderful how a myterious playlist file in the middle of your 800+ mp3s labeled only 'valette' can throw...15 APR
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2004
who do you look like?
i apparently look like shania twain, charlize theron, and marilyn monroe - see for yourself (looks like the session expired......15 APR
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2004
free cookie day
subway gave me a free cookie today. almost made up for the 20 minutes wait caused by the one and...15 APR
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2004
under wraps
why might there be an empty condom wrapper on the floor in my office? hmmm?...15 APR
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2004
lego volvo
full size lego volvo....14 APR
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poof gone
if you were a few cd-rws that b used to backup my entire mp3 collection, you should totally jump up...14 APR
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punkin seed
eating a brownberry seasoned crouton with a large slice of green bell pepper (one not very ripe because, lets face...14 APR
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phone bill surprise
i just paid my phone bill last night and had to do a double take at the amount due. not...14 APR
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smarter
i wish i was smarter...14 APR
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lonely
if you were online right now, and if i were online right now, you could totally talk to me and...13 APR
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haiku
a few weeks ago, pandagon posted a sort of blogging mad-lib, if you will, that was mildly amusing. but the...13 APR
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2004
spike collaboration
spike is a collaboratative clipboard application. faster and cooler looking than email, im going to have to implement this in...13 APR
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forbidden
flag certain forbidden words with this handy-dandy bookmarklet and "...see at a glance who deserves your mockery."...13 APR
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cotton candy update
in a suprising turn of events, the post i made back in january about a cotton candy autopsy is still...12 APR
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arial? arial??
while it could be worse, why oh why would you insist on using Arial to send out a letter to...12 APR
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fetching
i really want to get a fetching tag for lacey, but dont know what to put on it. attention slut?...12 APR
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every half hour
take a picture of yourself every half hour for three weeks....12 APR
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easter
does it feel like easter to anyone else? because it sure doesnt to me....11 APR
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patron saints
patron saints of graphic design...11 APR
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2004
sunburn
and. i got my first sun burn of the season. my first of many, many to come. i had to...10 APR
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oh yes
the garage sale was a much bigger success than i had envisioned. i managed to walk away with over $375...10 APR
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shit-can it
problem solving flowchart will you catch hell? > no > shit-can it > no problem drawing fun dhtml boxes...09 APR
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2004
buy my crap
at 2.30 this afternoon the boss realized, 'hey - were a christian organization, right? so why are we open on...09 APR
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twenty three questions
i havent done a meme in quite a while, so i was going to do these 23 questions but got...09 APR
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must be
waffles! we must all have waffles, forthwith!...09 APR
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remind me some day
how you remind me of someday two nickleback songs, how you remind me and someday, mixed into one mp3: one...08 APR
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ice cream
favorite ice cream recipies. i need to add my own when i get home tonight....08 APR
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expectations
this isnt what i was expecting...08 APR
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thanks but no
um, hi. last-minute brilliant creative brainstorming with no prior notice or preparation time? no. thanks. no....07 APR
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pinger
tired of waiting for your site to ping the long list of must-ping-sites? try using blog service pinger - pings...07 APR
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not worth it
ani difranco is in town this weekend. is she worth seeing?...07 APR
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mocoloco
MoCoLoco is a blog (they call themselves a web magazine) about modern contemporary design and architecture. i have to have...07 APR
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the eye thing
oh. my. god....07 APR
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foldershare
foldershare lets you create your own p2p network - share files, use it like a vpn, whatever. windows only. looks...07 APR
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death dreams
dreaming of death ≠ dying...07 APR
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sexy amazon
amazon.com has a secret sex shop (i dont have to mention that its probably nsfw, right?). i love how all...06 APR
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hm
that was a highly productive two hours. huh....06 APR
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can you tell me how to get
T is for trivia, G is for grouch. its a sesame street trivia game! and its pretty hard, too. im...06 APR
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barricade
so im being barricaded in my office this morning. im being made to WORK. not that i have to with...06 APR
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mario reloaded
kickass mario reloaded [via]...05 APR
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2004
before and after
i might want a subscription to before & after magazine....05 APR
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attention grabber
boobies!...05 APR
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typographical page layout
topographical page layout bookmarklet....05 APR
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cake recipe
sushi cake - timely, since i made sushi rolls this weekend. incidentally, new sagaya is the best place in alaska...05 APR
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quadratic
speaking of math: x e-quals neg-a-tive b plus or minus the squaaaare root of b squared minus fouuur a c...05 APR
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8.07
3:10 am plus not turning my alarm on equals 8:07 am math is too hard on this little sleep....05 APR
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typophile
typophile has all sorts of typeface goodies to play with and learn from and collaborate on. [via]...03 APR
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2004
so simple, yet
something so simple as reinstalling trillian. easy-peasy, right? quick download (thanks forever go to broadband). quick installation. set everything to...03 APR
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2004
libido
whats the percentage of people, you think, involved in a long-term relationship with someone who has a comperable libido to...02 APR
2004
2004
speak n spell it
speak n spell emulator. ahh... brings back memories. of one long road trip home from anchorage in the middle of...02 APR
2004
2004
day in the life
this weeks a day in the life features photographer margaret fitzpatrick from antarctica. the pictures are great. go look at...02 APR
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fooled
the only thing i got duped by yesterday is googles new gmail. i was 98% sure it was a hoax....02 APR
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vacation tally
things i miss from my vacation:fresh blueberry muffins from scratch made just for mepuppies surrounding my dog to look for...01 APR
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yellow
my blindingly yellow office....01 APR
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foolish mortals
for those of you not keeping track at home, steveo is getting elopified, jr is turning into steveo, homestar runner...01 APR
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spread the love
its my brothers birthday today. go show him the love....01 APR
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2004
my sitcom
That's My Sitcom! That thing about using the cooling pool at the nuclear power plant to make lots of hard...31 MAR
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sometimes
sometimes i replay conversations in my head. not to rescript. not to analyze. but only to replay. sometimes i replay...30 MAR
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dance party
zelda dance party (.wmv)...30 MAR
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indeed
"I love Macy Gray because she looks like one of the muppets."...30 MAR
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yellow
i was going to post some funnies about the trip, but the server on which this site resides was out...29 MAR
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stuff i missed
how to edit print text for the web. different mediums call for different presentation. the untitled project - "The absence...29 MAR
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bullocks, i tell you
im obviously still in holiday mode - when trying to catch up on all those blogs i seem to find...26 MAR
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home
home again, home again, jiggity-jig. breathe in. aaaaaaand breathe out....26 MAR
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one more
hhhokay. welcome back to cilivlization and the internet. welcome back to one last sleepless night. welcome back to screaming children...25 MAR
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drive in
THE GLACIER DRIVE-IN IS OPEN!!! can you possibly understand? all of our trips to homer have been in the winter,...22 MAR
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scattered vacation thoughts
were in anchor point and all i want to do is sleep. my brother forgot me when making his morning...21 MAR
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highlights
the roads to anchorage were dry and clear and completely wrong for the brand new $500 winter tires put on...20 MAR
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fish sticks
i leave you with a preview and a lifetime supply of fish sticks. typekey will be a comment authentication service...19 MAR
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2004
scientific illustrations
these medical, technical, and scientific illustrations are awesome. i especially like the body roadmap and cell membrane ones. their animations...19 MAR
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2004
jonesing for an ipod
currently wishing i lived in a bigger metropolitan area where i could walk to the grocery store and do all...18 MAR
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leaving on a jet plane
oh, did i not mention? im going on a road trip? for a whole big long week? to see the...18 MAR
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alaska highway information
anyone who has ever done any road travel in alaska would know how difficult it is to find the toll-free...18 MAR
2004
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vanilla
game: vanilla ask dr. michael: the 8-year-old advice columnist...17 MAR
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tires
P195\50R16 what is, the most difficult tire to find in fairbanks?...17 MAR
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draw robots
lets draw robots!...16 MAR
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cravings
last night i moaned and complained on the couch as food commercials sparked in me intense cravings. every single food...16 MAR
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sick
im home sick today. thats all....15 MAR
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headache
right now i am seriously considering drilling holes into my skull to realease some pressure. im thinking three holes. one...13 MAR
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2004
eq widows
everquest daily gring: a weblog of postings on a message board like everquest widows from friends and family of everquest...13 MAR
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Ode to Friday
ode to friday...12 MAR
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favorite recipes
metafilters favorite recipes...12 MAR
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fffriday
i had to check my telephone three times this morning to be sure i wasnt seeing things. its friday!...12 MAR
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2004
spam comments
i turn my back for two seconds and BAM. sixteen spam comments from the same dude. grumble....11 MAR
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spot the errors
can you spot the typographical errors? [via]...11 MAR
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happy birthday, melisa
its her birthday today, you see. she would have been twenty. twenty. she has missed out on so much. i...11 MAR
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smell of spring
it smells like spring outside. it smells wet, like spring. it is above 40 degrees, and the snow is rotting....10 MAR
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spankee spankee
go say happy birthday to jr and spank him till hes raw. if not for him or for yourself, do...09 MAR
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comunication
apparently, the phrase 'third week of march' is subject to interpretation. which is funny-ha-ha until you realize that while i...09 MAR
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because of you
it was because of you...09 MAR
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choco chip
i will bake you a plate of choco chip cookies if you come do my dishes....08 MAR
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tidal wave
i managed to send an almond rocca mocha tidal wave crashing into my brother, sending debris and spray many feet...07 MAR
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2004
ie7
ie7 from dean edwards. enh?...06 MAR
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all this ice
As long as we're throwing arbitrary home accessories in with our hotel stays, how 'bout something even more esoteric? Let's...06 MAR
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2004
technicolor
another awesome color resource: technicolor, by the man in blue. its an awesome way to combine a color palett and...05 MAR
2004
2004
thank you
would whoever jolted me out of bed at 7.30 this morning by calling with a choppy, halty, incomprehensible phone call...05 MAR
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you have failed me
straight from a horror novel: CITY. WIDE. CABLE. MODEM. FAILURE. where i rediscovered the horrors of papercuts under my nails...04 MAR
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drum machine
drum machine....04 MAR
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typographic illustrations
music + typeface + illustration = typographic illustrations....04 MAR
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printing basics
printing basics for web designers includes some great info on spot printing, pantone colors, and bleeds. further good tips in...04 MAR
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bread crumbs
bread crumbs and how to make them. very important. you know....03 MAR
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broccoli
are you the kind of person who eats broccoli stalks?...03 MAR
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send in the clones
im in the middle of a hundred projects right now, ranging from volunteer supervision, computer troubleshooting, setting up the telephone...03 MAR
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2004
lookout
lookout: advanced searching capabilities for outlook....03 MAR
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addiction
ive just become addicted to alouette garlic & herbs spreadable cheese....02 MAR
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hexaporn
hexadecimal color codes in html that look or sound dirty, but are in fact merely colorful (and more lists)....02 MAR
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characters
my husband and i. make your own....01 MAR
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2004
and sometimes
and sometimes, B can make it all better....29 FEB
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and your night?
chewed out by postal workers. tears tears tears. walked out of a traumatizing movie. spent the night alone with a...29 FEB
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2004
yeaaah
i love having teenage boys giggle and whisper about my breasts. makes me feel special. yeaaah....27 FEB
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nerds
nerds are the way to my heart....26 FEB
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2004
super mario tragedy
a super mario tragedy: 1, 2, 3, and awaiting the 4th. [via]...26 FEB
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its never enough
when im packaging up the leftovers of my asian cooking into quick-nuke containers, there is too much of the substance/sauce/dish...25 FEB
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polar bears
green polar bears....25 FEB
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world mood
the world mood chart. how are you feeling today?...25 FEB
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through the sludge
what is with all of those *Note: you are not bidding on actual item, but for information on where to...24 FEB
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steriograms
the video for steriograms walkie talkie man is crocheted. seriously. great song, too....24 FEB
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2004
formerly known as spam
what would one make of a nonsense comment from an unknown source that included a contact email yet omitted a...23 FEB
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cease & desist
last thursday i mentioned that i would be participating in civil disobedience during grey tuesday. today i received a cease...23 FEB
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2004
dog video
like you needed any more proof of how adorable my dog is, right (avi file, 1.6mb)?...23 FEB
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buffer overrun
happy monday. Boss B is on vacation. my buffer to Boss A has been removed. this will not be a...23 FEB
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not done yet
Boss A wants to see the progress of the newsletter (the progress being held up, incidentally, by Boss A and...20 FEB
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2004
bloglines
the main thing i have disliked about every aggregator i have tried is keeping it in sync with the aggregator...20 FEB
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ironing
the six apart team really needs to learn how to iron....20 FEB
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site title
anyone else have the periodic problem of the title of this site being [object HTMLImageElement]? addendum: screenshot. i get this...19 FEB
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the truth in advertising
the truth in advertising. i want to do this in the office today....19 FEB
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grey tuesday
the grey album is dj danger mouse's mix of the vocals from jay-z's black album and music samples from the...19 FEB
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2004
why?
why do you have to explain things to me with that condescending you-are-so-stupid voice?...18 FEB
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2004
i love death
lodger flash movies: i love death (an innapropriate/nsfw scene at the begining) and doorsteps. i could almost swear i have...18 FEB
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2004
new truck
the transmission in our rodeo is shot it is not worth putting a rebuilt tranny in it. not that anyone...18 FEB
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2004
death to muppets
disney buys the muppets. i am horrified. might as well flush the whole thing down the crapper. [via]...18 FEB
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2004
1000 words
i have a picture featured on 1000 Words today. actually, currently the site is experiencing some technical difficulties (that result...17 FEB
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crimson room
can you escape the crimson room? i only had to cheat once. [via]...17 FEB
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kamasutra magic eye
the esiest way to view porn at work: kamasutra magic eye....17 FEB
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fun?
if someone ever tells you that car shopping is fun, dont believe them. they lie....16 FEB
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whoopitcha
as my faithful audience and circle of cyber friends, i want you to know just how much i love you....14 FEB
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keep walking
its plain to see your brains are very small so keep walking......12 FEB
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different ways indeed
"As you can see, we have many different ways of doing some stuff." a coworker training a new volunteer....12 FEB
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needing ideas
the directors are all out of the office this afternoon. and the best thing i can think of to do...11 FEB
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grrreat
how do you feel? i feel grrreat! (mirror)...11 FEB
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type playing cards
p22 type foundry is offering some way cool type specimen playing cards that i really really want. sadly, they arent...10 FEB
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2004
NADD
multi-tasking xtreme: nerd attention deficiency disorder...10 FEB
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2004
green goo
while my brother has been out of town, i conspired with his wife to do all sorts of surprise-type things...09 FEB
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a primer
boobies: a primer....09 FEB
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dawn
driving to work this morning, the horizon caught my attention. it was a nice black sky with hints of blue...09 FEB
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2004
what to rent
what to rent - automated movie recomendations. you answer a few preliminary questions and it will suggest a movie. it...08 FEB
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2004
veggie tales
im wanting needing to eat more veggies. and i hate veggies. no, wait, thats not fair. what i hate is...08 FEB
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extension
i need to install this extension at work....07 FEB
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i blame you
it is all my brother's fault that i spent my friday night scrubbing dishes and folding laundry. if he had...07 FEB
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so sad
i just realized. the creepy eye pictures finally got pushed off the front page. its a bit sad, dontcha think?...06 FEB
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anti-valentine
be my anti-valentine. we love you, yes you. tis the season....06 FEB
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self worth
the staff took me out for my birthday lunch today. it turned out to be the most expensive birthday lunch...06 FEB
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2004
mini golf
last saturday was miniature golf, alaskan style. think 2x4s duct taped to the floor with horse shoes for the 'holes'....06 FEB
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leta dorrito
leta dorrito: a blurbodooce baby...05 FEB
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pdf online
adobe's create pdf online tool is handy-dandy in times of dead cd drive crisis causing ones inability to install acrobat....05 FEB
2004
2004
boiled peanuts
what could have prompted someone to think, 'hey, i bet these yummy, salty, crunchy peanuts would be better salty, soggy,...05 FEB
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2004
dani
its danielle's birthday today. i had her birthday listed as being on saturday, but then i was wrong. happy birthday,...05 FEB
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let go
when will you let go?...04 FEB
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without sanctuary
without sanctuary is an online colection of photographs and postcards taken as souvenirs at lynchings throughout the united states. the...03 FEB
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almost
corn dogs are almost like food....03 FEB
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flash card
i had yesterday off from work. a birthday holiday, if you will, spent mostly on my couch and fighting old...03 FEB
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did i mention?
oh, did i mention? my christmas/anniversary/birthday present arrived via fedex yesterday afternoon? i squealed like a pig. im still figuring...31 JAN
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collection
random link dump. extraordinary guacamole recipes mt upgrade suggestion - comment spam free photoshop album starter edition...30 JAN
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theres a stye in your eye
pink eye addendum: i just saw the doctor and its not pink eye. its a stye - like a pimple...30 JAN
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css scrabble
you can waste a few hours easy with solitare scrabble with css and javascript (theres also a long dictionary version)....30 JAN
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creepy pink eye picture
i think i may have pink eye. my eye lids are all swollen and hurting and, well, pink. this from...30 JAN
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an ice cream tradition
my making ice cream for birthdays is becoming something of a tradition with a highly predictable set of events:...29 JAN
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birthday
the network problem has been solved (fine-a-frick-a-ly) and all is well in whoville. we only lost like, what, 11 hours...28 JAN
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search engine relationships
cool search engine relationship diagram....27 JAN
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trogdor plushie
trogdor plushie....27 JAN
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2004
server down
there is nothing like spending 8+ hours with your boss in a teeny tiny cramped server closet with no room...27 JAN
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2004
ride home?
so. who wants to give me a ride home?...26 JAN
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just stop
stop it. stop it. STOP TALKING TO ME. "'Detecting new network hardware.' Do you think that's a good thing?" "Nothing's...26 JAN
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birthday gift
huge thanks to dani for my awesome birthday gift! i love it!...26 JAN
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slacker
when you have two full pages of dream notes from the past month and a half, you know that its...26 JAN
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what will they think of next
a volunteer: "I'm still amazed at the idea. Of a fax, you know. That you can put something in and...26 JAN
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borked
let us look at the evidence. our new(ish) doge neon. last saturday the clutch quit working, almost like the cable...25 JAN
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hey ya
hey ya, charlie brown. the perfect picker-upper going into the weekend....23 JAN
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govern
Let pastors who act like used car salesmen govern my people....23 JAN
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thwarted goof
my plans to goof off and run amok in the office have been thwarted by an interviewee no-show that caused...23 JAN
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RE: Re: [Re:]
at what point, i wonder, did i stop coming up with original subject lines for email correspondance? there was a...23 JAN
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freshwater
dear amazon.com gold box, please stop suggesting i buy freshwater pearl stud earrings. thank you. Valette...22 JAN
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2004
cotton candy autopsy
beautiful stories for ugly children: a cotton candy autopsy (nsftaoc*) * not safe for those afraid of clowns...22 JAN
2004
2004
envelopes
before we were married, b would spend each summer earning the big bucks on a commercial fishing boat. he would...21 JAN
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2004
periodic table
interactive periodic table displays include element samples and examples of its application. not to mention being simply beautiful....21 JAN
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css pencils
what do you get when you take an image file, recreate it pixel for pixel in css with 1,452 divs,...20 JAN
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vagina eyes
while i was gone from the office, Justa The Mail Carrier brought me the newest wonder that is the veer...20 JAN
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glass shards
how to get glass shards out of your unmentionables....20 JAN
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champagne chair contest
the folks at design within reach held a Champagne Chair Contest over the holidays. contestants were to send in miniature...20 JAN
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violated
i hate coming back to work after a few days off and finding that not only has someone been on...19 JAN
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in the er
a quick trip to the emergency room is a great way to break up the monotony of a four day...16 JAN
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time filler
one of the problems with a last-minute four day weekend is trying to fill it with schtuff. what am i...15 JAN
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2004
time off
at the very last minute, i have thursday and friday off from work. yii-ha!...14 JAN
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chewing
my hair is in pigtails today. the ends somehow keep ending up on my lips. in my teeth. i thought...14 JAN
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no sympathy
people. if you work on a spreadsheet all day - for hours and hours - and never once save your...14 JAN
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2004
have my firstborn, please
the whole microchip-in-key-feature thing? makes for not only Super Expensive Keys, but also Must Sell Firstborn Auto Start. bugger. that...14 JAN
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youre in eight
drinking the minimum suggested 64 ounces (8 eight-ounce glasses) of water every day causes ones bladder to continually fill. and...13 JAN
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zero to hero
from zero to hero in no time flat (quicktime). [via]...13 JAN
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ukulele james
what do the super mario 3 theme, inspector gadget theme, and the flight of the bumblebee all have in common?...13 JAN
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its a feature
our new spankin car has a microchip embedded in the key. regular keys will unlock the doors and turn in...13 JAN
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oh yeah
power windowspower locks5 speed manual transmissiondual front airbagsrear spoilerantilock brakes2.0 liter, 4 cylindar, 132 horsepowerdual exhausttraction controlcruise controlremote keyless entryin-dash...12 JAN
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vroom
vrrooom....10 JAN
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birthday april
happy birthday, april! (her birthday reminds me that im turning 23 soon, not 24 as my birthday announcement above has...09 JAN
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christmas decorations
last year we didnt put up any christmas decorations. i tried my hardest to not celebrate christmas, because doing...08 JAN
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it has begun
apparently i have been appointed a judge in a contest. makes me feel all warm-squishy-special like. its the Official That's...07 JAN
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three point five
pillow nirvana is most easily found three and a half seconds after one turns off the alarm and rolls over....07 JAN
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2004
fontifier
fontifier will take a scanned sample of your handwriting and turn it into a windows or mac os x true...06 JAN
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mayfly 2003
my 2003, a mayfly project: experienced the Heimlich maneuver. overwhelming grief. heiyachow and squashpatcha. arctic circle. gardening and photography. tranquilizers...05 JAN
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sharp
woo. the knife in my mini leatherman is shaaarp....05 JAN
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art of apology
the lost art of the apology (mirrored). a little something we could all learn. even if you hold fast to...03 JAN
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2004
what to do
what do people do on new years day, anyway? every single thing is closed. are there family traditions to be...01 JAN
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