Disappointed
August 10, 2005
Dear Internet,
You have severely disappointed me.
A picture of boobs, MY boobs no less, have been on my website for twenty-four hours and I have received only one perverted comment and one non-perverted comment. I know for a fact, Internet, that you love boobies more than you love air, more than you love electricity, more than you love life. And yet, hardly a peep.
I mean, my boobs cannot even bring in the perverts! My desperate ploy for comments failed miserably! How sad is that! I don't know whether to be offended at your lack of attention or honored by your gentlemanly conduct.
Nevertheless, disappointed. Highly disappointed.
Think about what you have done. I'll be waiting for an apology.
Valette
4 Comments
There's not even any cleavage! It is we, the internet, that is disappointed in you my dear.
It's because your readers are civilized. :) You should see what they're saying on irc ;)
It's only because of my due respect for you that I'm sitting here with a heavily chewed tongue.
Why even now I'm fighting the urge to make a comment about the value of buying those shirts off the rack.
DAMMIT!
I spanked to it.
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