Happy Valentine’s Day, Innernet.
I didn’t get you anything.
I’m pretty broke.
And by “broke,” I mean “really sooper dooper broke.”
But I still love you, baby.
Baby?
It’s ok, we didn’t get you anything either. We were thinking about making you a card out of construction paper and stickers, but by the time we thought about it, CVS had run out of stuff.
Just accept that we did think of you this past Valentine’s day, whether or not we actually did.
Just remember, it’s the lack of thought that counts.