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We All Have Problems, These Are Mine

Don't you hate when you reach for the conditioner and only once you've slathered it on your hair do you realize it's the shampoo?

And then you rinse it all back out and grab the other bottle and only once you're slathered it on your hair do you realize it, too, is shampoo?

And you come to the conclusion that you bought two bottles of shampoo and zero bottles of conditioner?

And then, dripping wet, you have to rifle through the bathroom cabinets looking for perhaps some travel bottle containing the tiniest trace of conditioner, then spend the next five minutes trying to force it out of the bottle by pounding it on the palm of your hand until your hand hurts and you only have a pea-sized dollop to show for it?

Man, I hate that.