I had a chimney fire under the hood of my car. I popped the hood and saw that the chimney was glowing bright red. I ran into the warehouse and asked what to do, but no one had any suggestions - they had never ran into such a problem before.

I saw a fire extinguisher leaning against the wall, then asked my brother what to do about my chimney fire. He didn’t know, either. I didn’t want my chimney to explode so I grabbed the extinguisher - it was quite large but not heavy and had a long hose on the end of it - and pointed it up my chimney.

I used the extinguisher to put out the fire and when I pulled my head out from under the hood of my car I saw that there was a light dusting of snow covering everything. I told everyone to not eat it because it isn’t snow - it’s from the extinguisher.

Damon did an all-page over the intercom at my work. He gave instructions to the staff; I do not remember what he said, though at the time I understood. I was in awe that he knew the code for an all-page and it had taken me three years to learn it.

Heidi had just traded in my mom's car for something else. I went with her into town to help with the process, but she wouldn’t tell me any of the details. I asked her what kind of car she got in exchange for the Yukon, what kind of extra features it had, and how old it was. She kept repeating that it was specially customized just for us and wouldn’t tell me any more.

We drove to my parents' home; it was dark outside and I could tell that I had left every light on in the house. When we got to the house, I saw that I had only left one light on, but it was spreading light through all of the upstairs rooms.

Inside the house, the entire family was sitting around the kitchen table. We sat down with them and Heidi explained that she had traded in the Yukon for two cars: one for Mom and one for Dad. Dad was getting a truck and Mom a blazer. I asked her how old the cars were, and I knew she was going to say late-80s models.

I then asked what sort of specialized features she got with the cars, the ones she wouldn’t tell me about. I wanted to know why she wouldn’t tell me. After an awkward pause, she said that Mom’s blazer came with a gum ball machine.

I asked Heidi if the cars came with air conditioning, she said they didn’t. I was furious. A gum ball machine? That was it? She defensively asked me what I would have done. I told her that I would have kept the Yukon.

Then I was in someone’s kitchen. I was Jackie from That 70s Show and I was trying to talk Steven into having sex with me. He didn’t want to because it hadn’t been very long since I was with Michael. I turned around and began preparing a spot for the two of us inside a kitchen cabinet, then told him to join me whenever he was ready.

A friend helped me move all of the food items to a different shelf, then she placed a towel down on top of our shelf. She then saw another shelf in a baker’s rack that would give us a little more room. I moved to it, crouched down, and spread out the towel. I was now myself, and B crouched behind me and kissed my ear.

I then became the friend that had been helping me, and went around a corner to let Jackie and Steven have some privacy as the baker’s rack didn’t have any sides and anyone could see into it. There was a large leather desk on which sat an answering machine. I made a mental note to change the greeting on the machine.

I went through a back door and went down some stairs into my old church's basement. I knew that on the other side of the basement was the baker’s rack and my two friends. The basement was full of people having a Halloween party.

I mingled, but quickly noticed that some people were changing and becoming very angry. I saw a few of the changed people glaring in the direction of the baker’s rack. I headed in that direction to check on my friends, but got talked into helping a small boy in the water.

The boy was floating on a boogie board and was supposed to find a turtle before he came back to the party. He found the turtle, but when the turtle touched him, he turned into a full sized jelly fish man.

He swam back to the party, and everyone he touched turned into jelly and was assimilated into his body. We swam through the party together, and at one point I reached over, pulled aside a jelly flap covering his face, and gave him a passionate kiss on his lips. He loved me.

I was dressed like an Amish girl. My dad grabbed my arms and was talking to me. I didn't want him to, so i kneed him in the crotch - but it didn't hurt him.

My mom told me to listen to him. I cried.

I was driving around in a large, expensive car near a sandy beach with a guy and stop at a beach house. We go inside and Melissa starts yelling at me for something I did wrong. I cannot handle her yelling at me, so I run from the house and run down the street.

I hide behind another building, but Melissa and the guy drive up to me in my expensive car and get out. Vicki from work is there with dark black hair and was smacking gum. Melissa yells at me some more, and then I have my chance to say something.

I yell back at her through sobbing tears, telling her that I’m sorry I’ve been such a rotten sister and that I didn’t do what she wanted me to. Vicki moderated our argument, but never interfered.

I was driving a white Subaru in the afternoon. I went around a corner and lost control. I had thought the road was only wet, not icy. The Subaru had spun 180 degrees, so I turned around and continued on. Later I almost lost control again but managed to hold onto the spin.

I then parked pointing up a hill and got out to inspect the car to see if anything was wrong. When I looked at the passenger side of the car, I saw that both tires had wore off their rims and fallen off a long time ago. The rims were sitting directly on the ground - that must have been what caused me to spin out of control.

A teen couple is lying on a table in the middle of the room. A lot of people are milling about the room as though it were a respectable, high-class party. The young couple are wearing black brief underwear, but are otherwise naked. They go through fluid dance-like motions that obviously represent sexual intercourse.

She crosses her arms over her bare breasts, and as she slides her hands down and over her belly she raises her hips into his pelvis. He is between her thighs and thrusts. They are making full contact with the pelvises, and I imagine that he was probably erect. Each time she lifts her pelvis, I can see where she had shaved off the pubic hair that fell outside of her briefs.

I stood on the second floor round balcony of a large mansion that looked down onto the first floor inner court. The man who owns the mansion is portly; he had two wives and two master suits on the second floor for each wife. The wife he spent the most time with has the smaller of the two suites. The wife with the larger suite was very jealous of the other wife.

Two monsters come around the corner at me and try to eat me. One of the monsters said that he is worth 17,000 points, and the other is worth 70,000 points. The other is bigger and dark brown, they both stand on their hind legs and are human sized.

I crawled over the balcony banister and made my way around to the other side of the balcony, and then the other monster cornered me. Having nowhere else to go, I jumped backwards and fell a few stories. I landed softly and safely on my back in a very comfortable position staring at the sky.

I knew that I had had this dream before. I was visiting a town with some people and found blueprints or plans of some sort. An Italian looking man wants them back, but I claim to not have them.

The Italian is hunting me down, but I won’t give the plans to him. I kept them in my left pants pocket where he will never find them. He gets out of a gray SUV and threatens my life.

I was then at a restaurant with a friend; we are sitting at opposite sides of a small square table. I pulled the piece of paper out of my pocked and saw that it is now a calendar. I tell my friend about my planned trip at the end of the month and notice a woman sitting on my right at another table is listening to our conversation.

I tell my friend about visiting my brother and his wife, then realize the eavesdropping woman is my brother’s wife. I tell her to scoot over and look at the calendar with us.

The dream is a still picture of a woman's pelvis from her belly button to her mid-thigh. she is wearing a blue-green see-though French bikini. I can tell she has shaved her pubic hair. Lower on the crotch, just where I would be able to see her labia, the fabric is opaque cotton.

She has her index finger in the band of her bikini and is pulling the fabric down to the opaque fabric. A man is lying on his back at her crotch level and has his head turned to his right looking at what her finger might reveal. Her hip was beautifully curved.

I am standing on a sidewalk with two male friends. We are dressed in dark colors while the afternoon is bright and sunny. A woman walks by and one of my companions hits her on the head with a flat, square rock shaped like a book. She is knocked unconscious.

He walks closer to her and shoots her twice in the back. I run across the street to a home (it looks like a nice neighborhood) so that I could call 911, but the lady in the house already had called the police. I looked out her dining room window and see that my two friends were gone and so was the lady.

I ran back outside and saw them carrying her between them almost a half mile away. I saw that they were heading out of town, not toward police where she needed to go. There were a lot of people on the sidewalk, and I bumped into Izzy. I said hi and told him that I needed to catch up with someone ahead of us.

I heard sirens coming from the opposite direction and realized that town was the opposite direction than where I thought it was – my companions were bringing the woman to the town.

I ran as fast as I could to catch up with them, but then I couldn’t find them. I spent hours wandering through downtown Homer.

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